A list of puns related to "Nutmeg"
Change my mind.
The dad suddenly sits up, sniffs the air and runs to the narrow opening.
"Somebody is baking! I smell nutmeg!"
The mother runs over and wedges herself in the remaining opening.
"Ooh! I smell vanilla and cinnamon!"
The baby poked and prodded but couldn't get past his mom and dad to smell the outside air.
"Oh man! All I smell is mole asses!"
So you're saying you need some sage advice?
I'm looking for a few spice/herb related puns, specifically:
Any ideas are appreciated!
My wife asked me if I loved her or fotball the most. So i asked her to open her legs and let me show her what I can do.
So i nutmegged her
Him: You need to double the spices in the cake, because I don't think there's enough. So, where it says 1 tsp nutmeg, put two...
Her: Yeah, I know how to double, dad.
Him: But don't double everything, because then you just get a bigger cake.
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