I didn't see that cumin
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I keep being awakened by dreams of Indian dishes that use a complex combination of spices or herbs, usually including ground turmeric, cumin, coriander, ginger, and fresh or dried chilies...
It's a re-curry-ing nightmare.
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︎ May 23 2020
Greetings...
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I've been swapping labels around on my wife's spice jars.
She may not know anything about it yet, but mark my words--the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
My Grandfather survived Pepper spray and Mustard gas attacks in two wars...
... And came home to us a seasoned Veteran.
Edit : To use a war pun.. " Wow, this really blew up " ...Thanks to all for contributing to this bit of fun. I feel like Granddad now with all the medals.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
A friend of mine just died from eating too many herbs
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What did police charge spice rack with?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
It isn't an accident!
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︎ Apr 19 2020
I'm finally writing a dad joke about spices
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︎ Aug 14 2020
My wife stepped in some pepper I accidentally spilt.
Put a little pep in her step.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
I was at my parents house over the weekend. As a joke, I swapped all the labels around on their herbs and spices.
They havenβt noticed yet... but the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
I'm so damn tired of these daily repetitive boring Herb jokes. Honestly..
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︎ Jul 12 2020
I switched all the labels on my wife's spices.
I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Mar 21 2020
I was just attacked by a man with a rack of spices!
It was a salt and peppery.
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︎ Apr 17 2020
What did the spice say to the chicken when it was being rushed out the door?
Iβm cumin, Iβm cumin!
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I recently switched all the labels on my wifeβs spicesβ¦
She hasnβt realized it yet, but the Thyme is Cumin.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
What did the cinnamon say to the paprika when he arrived at his house
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︎ Sep 06 2020
Rioters wreaked havoc on a spice shop
They had too much thyme on their hands
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Son "dad, I think I wet myself"
Dad " sounds like urine trouble to me"
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Iβve recently switched all the labels on my wifeβs spice rack.
She doesnβt know yet. But the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Where do spices go when they get harassed
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︎ Jun 30 2020
I told my wife, βIβm going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order from now on.β
She said, βWhere would you find the time?β
I said, βThat should be easy. Next to the sage.β
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︎ Dec 07 2018
What is a bat's favorite spice?
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︎ May 28 2020
Help me think of spice puns please!
I love yβall but I jut donβt have thyme to think about them but please curry on without me
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︎ Sep 26 2019
Wife is cooking "Im going to add this sage sparingly, because it's fresh sage, and the recipie calls for dried, so I don't how much to use."
So you're saying you need some sage advice?
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︎ Nov 23 2017
Why shouldn't you tell knock knock jokes to chefs?
They don't have the thyme for that, just cumin.
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︎ Jan 28 2020
I relabeled everything in the spice rack at home. I know my wife hasn't realized it though because I'm not in trouble yet
But I know my thyme is cumin
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︎ Nov 22 2019
It took me two hours, but I finally wove a belt out of herbs yesterday. Never again.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
What did the dying spice merchant say to his final customer?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
What skill does a herb farmer need to perfect?
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︎ Oct 24 2016
Did you hear about the murderer who stored his spices in the freezer?
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︎ Feb 14 2019
My partner overspiced the pasta
I should've seen it cumin
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︎ Sep 09 2019
Herb puns
Today my chef asked me to grab her some spices. I yelled from outside " I'm cumin, just give me some thyme "
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︎ Sep 19 2019
Two spices are walking down the road...
The paprika turns to the other who was lagging behind and says "Cayenne, hurry up!!!"
The other spice looks up and says "I'm Cumin!"
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︎ Jan 08 2018
My wife is going to be mad at me when she finds out I accidentally mislabeled all of her spices in her spice rack.
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︎ Feb 22 2019
Why did the Spice Girls break up?
They couldn't find any Cumin, Ground.
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︎ Feb 17 2019
Brainstorming food/movie theme nights. It es-kale-lated quickly. Only thing in my Bumble profile now.
When Harry Met Salad
What About Ke-Bob
Cumin to America
Weekend at Bearneaise II
Steakin I, II, & III
A Few Good Salmon
Youβve Got Kale
Shawshank Re-Dim Sum
Romancing the Scone
An Γclair to Remember
Roman Hollandaise
Glazed and Confused
Bill & Tedβs Eggcellent Adventure
The Evil Bread
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shrimp
Fondue the Right Thing
Ribeyes Wide Shut
Mignons
Plante of the Grapes
Spider Manchu
Sushis All That
A Wok to Remember
Marsala-la Land
Apocalypse Cow
Die Chard
Die Chard with a Vinaigrette
Hoganβs Gyros
The Sand Latkes
A League of their Macaroni
Revenge of the Curds
Rush SβMore
Braising Arizona
Demolition Ham
10 Things I hate About Ewe
Saladin
Oliver and Com-penne
Dirty Rotten Chanterelles
Sex and the Satay
The Truth About Cats & Hotdogs
Morella Enchanted
Provolone Together
Clear and Pheasant Danger
The Big Chili
LΓ©mon: The Professional
Ava-Tartare
Hocous Pocous
High Fi-Deli Meat
Madagascargot
The Fifth Elementos
Muensters Inc.
Thereβs Something About Rosemary
I Am Ham
Quiche Lorraine Man
Barley & Me
Lentil Giants
Peggy SoufflΓ© Got Married
Face Stroganoff
Con GruyΓ©re
Fast Times at Porridgemont High
Bok Choys in the Hood
Papillonion
Requinoa for a Dream
Serial Cardamom
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︎ Jan 15 2019
A grinder for spice shaped like an hourglass
So when it's low, you're running out of thyme.
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︎ Apr 12 2013
What's green and sings?
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︎ May 19 2017
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
I've been swapping labels around on my wife's spice jars.
She may not know anything about it yet, but mark my words--the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I recently switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack....
She hasn't realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
I recently switched all the labels on my wifeβs spice rack.
She hasnβt realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin...
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︎ Apr 07 2020
Spice Joke
What did the spice say when someone knocked on their door?
Cumin.
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︎ Dec 08 2019
I relabelled the jars in our spice rack. I haven't gotten into trouble with my wife just yet...
... but the Thyme is Cumin!
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︎ Jun 07 2019
What did the spice maker say when he orgasmed?
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︎ Nov 22 2018
Which is the most inviting spice?
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