I'm putting together a book of tried and true recipes, none of which will include thyme as an ingredient.

>!I've decided the title is going to be 'Thymeless Classics'!<.

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I've got too much thyme on my hand.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NationYell
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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It's the most wonderful thyme of the year...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PandaWalkWithMe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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All that thyme and effort wasted
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πŸ‘€︎ u/natnat301
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Just got a job offer at a thyme factory

It's seasonal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Thyme to get a watch.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesschechi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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This summer I'm traveling through spice and thyme. What about you?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/f3derico
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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My new spice merchant can be a little sassy. I asked her for some fresh, high-quality thyme.

She told me, "If you got the money, honey, I got the thyme."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearfeedmitch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Man, I don’t have any thyme for this!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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Too much thyme on my hands
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nativewoodman43
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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My wife asked me to make a recipe that called for thyme but we were out. I told her...

Ain't nobody go thyme for that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdiddy579
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Thyme to go!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeffrheybell
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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I hate reading puns about herbs. Seriously! They are such a waste of thyme...
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Excuse me, would you happen to have the thyme?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnniesBoobsNo9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I’m out of... thyme jumped out at me when I opened the cabinet and dove to its death.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurkeyDressing
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Running out of thyme gfycat.com/SereneThinIndr…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hookedonbrooke
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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I used to work in a garden center and they had thyme just for pizza, which I thought was a rip off because any thyme is pizza thyme.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spellimg_mistake
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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It’s the most wonderful thyme of the year!
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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A guy buys his friend a very rare type of thyme for a Christmas present

The friend sees it and says

"You shoudn't have got this. It's super rare and expensive. I'm probably going to use it for cooking anyway. It gives very nice flavor."

The guy responds

"Well if you're going to cook with it, better be now. There's no thyme like the present"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EggShellWeasel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I was waiting ages for my book on herb based erotica to arrive and it finally came today. It’s about f***ing thyme.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crippsyuk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Fresh Thyme blackberries linked to hepatitis A outbreak in three states.

This is berry bad news

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaceInTheCloudz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Hope im not wasting your thyme by posting this here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhHellShelly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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Just once i want to hear a tv chef take a pinch of herbs and say "thyme" *second pinch "and thyme again".
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πŸ‘€︎ u/si1enced
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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Guess you could say I froze β€œthyme”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/adeep-er
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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I think it’s thyme for some spice-related puns.

Hit me with some of the spiciest puns you’ve got.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AvoxMusic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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This person has a lot of thyme on their hands imgur.com/EIyGDLq
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rosstoogood96
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2014
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Too Much Thyme
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XenobiaXD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2014
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It's Thyme!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberJaws
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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I tried to learn how to cook but never had the thyme
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scrpn17w
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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This is taking far too much thyme to do... i.reddituploads.com/13091…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sybrite
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2016
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I'm out of thyme!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAdmc2173
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2013
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TIL Thyme has powerful medical qualities

Some say it heals all wounds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fish117
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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My hair grows fast because I shampoo it with thyme
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πŸ‘€︎ u/4and1punt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I'm cooking dinner and say "this thyme smells so good"

He says "oh, last thyme it didn't?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/19AllStar86
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2017
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I just have so much thyme on my hands lately that I keep thinking up really lame jokes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/adkeyz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2015
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A waist of of thyme is a waste of thyme and a waste of time.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/random_feedback
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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What's the difference between mint and thyme?

Thyme is short.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BizWax
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2015
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Herb Farmers have all the Thyme in the World
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2017
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Thyme is of the essence!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoboogadin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2013
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My Mom rolled her eyes when I told her we didn't have enough thyme for dinner
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πŸ‘€︎ u/idostuffalso
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2014
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When cooking, be careful not to add too much thyme.

It might taste old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shitty_Orangutan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2016
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Girlfriend was wondering if her soup would be the same without thyme.

Of course the only answer was only thyme will tell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notsoawkward
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2015
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Really should've seen this coming when I wanted to borrow some thyme

I know it's dad jokes but my mom got me.

Me: "Hey can I borrow some of your thyme?"

Mom: "yeah, take all the thyme you need"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daveedgamboa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2014
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Getting ready for Christmas. Making good use of my thyme. (x-post from pics)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LosAirmen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2013
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It's Thyme to spice it up!
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2015
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