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︎ Nov 19 2020
This tasty plant wasn't just a big dill, it was the National Anethum
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Dat dill doe
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︎ Oct 04 2020
We made a dill potato salad last night, and man, was it delicious. So fresh and herby...
It was some baller baller dill, yβall.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Dill! Dill! Dill! Dill! Dill! Dill
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︎ Apr 27 2017
How did the pornstar make dill bread?
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︎ Sep 23 2017
why doesnt anyone ever hear of putting dill in bread ?
because no likes kneading dill doughs
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︎ Jul 12 2018
Im kind of a Big Dill. (OP, OC)
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︎ Jan 30 2015
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︎ Jul 17 2014
He looks like he is dilling drugs
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Friend of mine asked why I took a side job at the bakery
I told him I donβt knead the dough, but I do get a rise out of it
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︎ Apr 26 2021
I got gas for $1.19 today!
Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Won an award for growing the biggest pickle in the state.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
What is the Spring season's favorite kind of pickles?
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Wife dropped a jar of pickles upon opening the fridge; glass and pickle juice went all over the kitchen floor.
My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill.
My wife while looking at me: -.-
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︎ Oct 21 2020
A bit of a pickle
Why did the pickle cross the road?
He had to make a dill-ivery
Thanks I'll see myself out
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︎ Apr 05 2021
I was out shopping and dropped my glass of pickles
I called for the janitor and told him it was kind of a big dill
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︎ Apr 02 2021
You guys hear about the giant pickle?
It was kind of a big dill
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...
I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it.
Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle.
When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed.
Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.
I just never saw what the big dill was.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
My sister dadjoked me pretty good over dinner.
I took my kid sister to In-N-Out for dinner. I asked for my burger with no pickles. I took a bite and said, "I definitely just bit into a pickle."
She looked at me and said, "Dill with it."
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︎ Feb 16 2018
I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.
Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Did you hear that they just broke the Guinness Record for largest pickle?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Why was the Cucumber embarrassed?
He was caught Gherkin off.
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︎ Mar 04 2020
What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
SOMEONE PUT A PICKLE IN MY GLASS OF HAWAIIAN PUNCH
I guess it's a TROP-PICKLE
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︎ Mar 27 2019
I love to cook, I once jumped out of a plane to get a certain herb I needed.
But what can I say, Iβm a real DILL seeker
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︎ May 16 2019
Death of a dough man
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︎ Aug 17 2018
I got the chance to hold the world's largest cucumber today.
I've gotta say, it really was quite cumbersome.
When I dropped it, i thought i was in quite a pickle.
But then someone said "it's no big dill".
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Going for the low Apple here.
So pear with me.
Iβm berry sorry about this.
Eggs are Eggcellent.
I deserve to be dilled.
Yeah Iβm grape at this.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Unless sweet is your thing.
If you put too much relish on your hotdog is it dill appetited?
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︎ May 03 2020
I didnβt pay attention to what herb I bought
Turns out it was a big dill. Iβm allergic.
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︎ May 27 2020
Just figured out the perfect name for my Pickleball league.
Baller Baller Dills, Yβall
Edit: Iβm so sorry, I thought of this and needed it to exist somewhere outside my mind but I donβt actually play pickleball
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︎ Mar 05 2020
My dad proved his dadness.
Me: "Why is this mustard green?"
Dad: "It's got dill in it."
Me: "Weird. Any good?"
Dad: "Yeah, it's dill-icious."
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︎ Dec 21 2014
Did you hear about the new pickletown attraction?
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︎ May 16 2020
I once mixed Chutney and Pickle
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︎ Aug 19 2018
While I was grilling, my son asked "can I get pickles on my burger, If it's not too much to ask?"
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︎ Nov 06 2019
I meant to buy pickles at the store but I forgot to Gedney.
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︎ Jul 16 2018
Brining pickles makes them last much longer than fresh cucumbers, but packing them in air-tight containersβ¦
That's what really seals the dill.
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︎ Mar 23 2020
What do you use to make pickle bread?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What do you call pickle bread?
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Did you hear about the CEO of Vlasic?
He was kind of a big dill.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?
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︎ Apr 25 2018
Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?
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︎ Nov 29 2019
Did you hear about the giant pickle?
Itβs a pretty big Dill.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Never forget the pickle
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︎ Jan 10 2020
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