Lettuce make a dill you can’t refuse
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justpie24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Dill! Dill! Dill! Dill! Dill! Dill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YalenHenny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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How did the pornstar make dill bread?

With a Dill Dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mercinario
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2017
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why doesnt anyone ever hear of putting dill in bread ?

because no likes kneading dill doughs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exotiah
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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Im kind of a Big Dill. (OP, OC)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnderarmBread
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2015
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Netflix and Dill?

For when she just wants the pickle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stcamellia
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2015
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Just dill with it imgur.com/7OitpXM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/markinthesnow
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2014
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I got the chance to hold the world's largest cucumber today.

I've gotta say, it really was quite cumbersome.

When I dropped it, i thought i was in quite a pickle.

But then someone said "it's no big dill".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PencilFetish
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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I didn’t pay attention to what herb I bought

Turns out it was a big dill. I’m allergic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/math-pro
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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Did you hear about the new pickletown attraction?

It's a really big dill

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πŸ“…︎ May 16
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Unless sweet is your thing.

If you put too much relish on your hotdog is it dill appetited?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GavinStrict
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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Going for the low Apple here.

So pear with me. I’m berry sorry about this. Eggs are Eggcellent. I deserve to be dilled. Yeah I’m grape at this.

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Why was the Cucumber embarrassed?

He was caught Gherkin off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnixyZ
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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Just figured out the perfect name for my Pickleball league.

Baller Baller Dills, Y’all

Edit: I’m so sorry, I thought of this and needed it to exist somewhere outside my mind but I don’t actually play pickleball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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Brining pickles makes them last much longer than fresh cucumbers, but packing them in air-tight containers…

That's what really seals the dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Who_GNU
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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So I walked into the super market and people were fighting over pickles

I said what’s the big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/handsomecookie69
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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Never forget the pickle

It kind of a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtrasour37
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?

It's a really big dill.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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The grocery store was having a sale on pickles.

It was a good dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musicguy1982
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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A cousin of mine is in charge of distribution for this big pickle company; he was freaking out over the weekend after sending only miniature pickle chips to a restaurant that asked for full sized ones..

They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y33T-HAW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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While I was grilling, my son asked "can I get pickles on my burger, If it's not too much to ask?"

Me: It's not a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mwanni
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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My sister dadjoked me pretty good over dinner.

I took my kid sister to In-N-Out for dinner. I asked for my burger with no pickles. I took a bite and said, "I definitely just bit into a pickle."

She looked at me and said, "Dill with it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wibbs1123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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Did you hear about the giant pickle?

It’s a pretty big Dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peechykeen19
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I just won a pickle growing competition!

It's a pretty big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/37EastAsianSalads
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Did you hear about the truckload of pickles that overturned on the highway...

I dunno what the dill is... details are sketchy. I relish any comments with more info about this incident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I love to cook, I once jumped out of a plane to get a certain herb I needed.

But what can I say, I’m a real DILL seeker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brrr_mmm_bap__bap
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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SOMEONE PUT A PICKLE IN MY GLASS OF HAWAIIAN PUNCH

I guess it's a TROP-PICKLE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SugarZest
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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I once slipped on a pickle.

I'm over it now but it was a big dill at the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phillydog1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Mr. Pickle has a decent following on twitter...

He's kind of a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Have you seen the world's biggest pickle?

It's a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanski14
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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My friend grew the largest pickle in the world and won an award for it.

Big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxbrickem
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Pickles

Are just something cucumbers need to dill with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elvezisdead
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Death of a dough man
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreeonTues21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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I had all of the local papers knocking on my door due to the size of the pickle I grew.

It's kind of a big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ralph-Hinkley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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I started my own pickle company

It's kinda a big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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A man struggles to open a jar of pickles

You could say he was having quite a dill-emma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sumaone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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I won the giant pickle competition at the state fair!

It’s kinda a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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I once mixed Chutney and Pickle

It made me Chuckle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jedi_Llama154
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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What was the pickle’s favorite game show?

Dill or No Dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WolfBrother88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I meant to buy pickles at the store but I forgot to Gedney.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatBluBlockerGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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Just got back from the state fair and saw the world's smallest pickle

It was no big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delsincameback
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Pickles make great celebrities.

I guess you could say they're a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skididlydoo
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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My dad proved his dadness.

Me: "Why is this mustard green?"

Dad: "It's got dill in it."

Me: "Weird. Any good?"

Dad: "Yeah, it's dill-icious."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanocerous123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2014
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What did the McDonald’s customer say to the employee when they forgot pickles on his burger?

I don’t know how you guys can forget pickles, they are kinda a big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robbi1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Rosemary is brought home to new fridge.

She observes the other herbs with much interest and notes one herb stands out as the clear leader of the pack. She asks her only friend so far Marjoram who that is. Marjoram says: β€œIn here, he’s kind of a big Dill.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/citizenvane
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What do pickles use as currency?

Dill dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/code_engine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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Why did the pickle go the 99 cent store?

He wanted to get a good dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CA__Mac
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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My girlfriend got mad at me for buying the wrong kind of pickles

I said "What's the big dill?"

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Rober

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minnara
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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I heard about a sandwich place that gives a free pickle with every sandwich.

Now that’s a good dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lars_El
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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I’m in quite the pickle, you guys..

How do I solve this dill-emma?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sothg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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My first job was at the pickle factory

But I quit because I couldn’t dill with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hkrester
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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I'm trying to create an automated contraption for growing herbs.

I think it'll be the world's first Thyme Machine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegimboid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2014
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I really hate pickles.

They always think they're such a big dill!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PainMagnetGaming
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Do you know about the herbalist who constantly has difficult problems to solve?

I think she was called Dill Emma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foxiv
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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Saw this on my FB feed - RIP
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stanleys_Cup
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2013
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Pickled bread

"Try my girlfriends pickled bread, she uses dill dough".....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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Did you hear about the popular pickle?

He's kind of a big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geekinpa
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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My friend just got a huge promotion at the pickle factory...

Turns out, he's a pretty big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koravel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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What do call a pickled deer?

A dill doe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hollywoodsine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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Why didnt the sweet pickle get offended?

Cuz it was no big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_roeintense_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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My son threw a temper tantrum at the store because I wouldn't buy him pickles

I told him it wasn't kosher to act like that and it's his bread and butter to not finish eating things he wants. He needs to dill with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PSUHiker31
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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My wife saw me making a sandwich with pickles.

I said what's the big dill?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustachereviews
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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Me and my friend got into a pickle

I told him to dill with it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axeteam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2017
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I got a valentine from a pickle today...

It meant a great dill to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kidnorthstar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2017
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Wanna hear a little pickle joke?

.....it's not that big of dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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Canning pickles is a serious tradition in my family.

No really, it's a big dill.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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I just bought a lifetime supply of pickles for $500

Sweet! What a dill!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radlee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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Why do chefs like to procrastinate?

They have too much thyme on their hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustHere4TheKarma
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2014
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Tonight we grilled burgers at my parents'.

As we were each prepping our burgers, I noticed these large pickle chips that fit perfectly on a sandwich and commented on how well they work. Everyone nodded in agreement when, from the corner of the room, my dad comments, "They're kind of a big Dill".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dthomas722
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2017
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Co-Worker and I were bored at work this morning, we wrote this. We work for a fruit store.

NASHI here Scott, we don't need your PERSIMMON to PRODUCE puns. I ain't LIME-ing, fruit puns are hard. It's a GRAPE skill to have and not at all CORNy. If BANANA (you wanna) challenge us; that can be ORANGEd, however you SHALLOT be prePEARed for us. I can GUAVAntee we will not deal with you GINGERly; if you push, APPLE; (I pull) It's not like i'm speaking LEBANESE, CUCUMBERstand?

I myself am full of puns from my head TOMATOES, as you can KIWI (See, we) have been doing this longer than you, we never skip a BEET, our abilities just climb higher PAPAYA (and higher)?.

We don't CARROT all if you're upset by this, in fact it's about THYME we asked your mother on a DATE. So don't be a DILL, we've BEAN there and done that before. So be ready to LETTUCE give you something to cry about throws onion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iCappa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2014
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Dad always insists on getting a pickle with his sandwich.

He says it's a big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatrickKnight99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2017
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He got us. He cracks himself up.

So, I'm about to eat breakfast at my parents. I ask what kind of bread everyone wants. My mom says, "I like the dill rye bread." My dad replies, "that's because it's made of dill dough!" And they both start laughing hysterically. My parents, ladies and gentlemen. 37 years together and she still finds him funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternium_or_bust
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2014
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This conversation between my (ex)gf.

Long post is long:

Her: Remember dad's tomato bushes? Well they're attacking! At least one is leaning across the path trying to get at my window... We had the war of the roses, now its time for the attack of the tomatoes!

Me: I don't remember anything about tomato bushes. From one battle to the next.

Her: Yep! Lookout tomatoes here comes the chutney recipe!

Me: I can just imagine a cucumber campaign. Operation onion would be next, which will fail, causing everyone to cry. Dill Day follows, a great success for the allied gardeners. All too soon though, the kamikaze carrots set in, utterly ruining the radish raid. The mushroom maneuver is employed, saving the troops, allowing them to deal the final blow in the asparagus assault!

Her: Don't forget the pumpkins want to supply ground cover with heavy support...

Me: Ah yes, the pumpkin paratroopers.

Her: Thyme is running out...

Me: Prepare the beetroot bombs!!!

Her: Aim for Potato Garden!

Me:

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zokoro
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2017
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Wanna know why they say "In a pickle?"

Because it's a dill-emma!

(I'm sure someone's thought of this before)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mondonodo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2015
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What do you call a deer that eats pickles?

A dill doe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amisamiamiam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2016
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I had to take channel locks to it. :/

Text conversation today

Me: hey honey, I got that pickle jar open.

Wife: oh, that's great babe! You're the best.

Me: ehh, it was no big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brattonWVU
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2014
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Cooking with my lady tonight...

I was cooking some broiled salmon with dill (key word here), capers and lemon. She REALLY wanted to use the Henckels 8" utility knife to cut up some celery and carrots for some soup while I was stripping the dill for the salmon. After she asked for the knife (we have plenty, but this has the best edge), I said, "What is your DILLS?! Just use another knife!" I had to repeat it two times before she got it and let out a she let out a huge groan while I got a good chuckle to myself. ^I'll^show^myself^out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dome215
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2014
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Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?

It's a really big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/125bench
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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