With a Dill Dough.
because no likes kneading dill doughs
I've gotta say, it really was quite cumbersome.
When I dropped it, i thought i was in quite a pickle.
But then someone said "it's no big dill".
Turns out it was a big dill. I’m allergic.
It's a really big dill
If you put too much relish on your hotdog is it dill appetited?
So pear with me. I’m berry sorry about this. Eggs are Eggcellent. I deserve to be dilled. Yeah I’m grape at this.
Baller Baller Dills, Y’all
Edit: I’m so sorry, I thought of this and needed it to exist somewhere outside my mind but I don’t actually play pickleball
That's what really seals the dill.
I said what’s the big dill
It's a really big dill.
It was a good dill.
They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.
Me: It's not a big dill
I took my kid sister to In-N-Out for dinner. I asked for my burger with no pickles. I took a bite and said, "I definitely just bit into a pickle."
She looked at me and said, "Dill with it."
It’s a pretty big Dill.
It's a pretty big dill.
I dunno what the dill is... details are sketchy. I relish any comments with more info about this incident.
But what can I say, I’m a real DILL seeker
I guess it's a TROP-PICKLE
I'm over it now but it was a big dill at the time.
He's kind of a big dill
It's a big dill
Are just something cucumbers need to dill with.
It's kind of a big dill.
You could say he was having quite a dill-emma
It’s kinda a big dill
It made me Chuckle
Dill or No Dill
It was no big dill
I guess you could say they're a big dill
Me: "Why is this mustard green?"
Dad: "It's got dill in it."
Me: "Weird. Any good?"
Dad: "Yeah, it's dill-icious."
I don’t know how you guys can forget pickles, they are kinda a big dill.
She observes the other herbs with much interest and notes one herb stands out as the clear leader of the pack. She asks her only friend so far Marjoram who that is. Marjoram says: “In here, he’s kind of a big Dill.”
He wanted to get a good dill.
I said "What's the big dill?"
Chris Pine - Pine scented
Cocoa Chanel - Hot cocoa scented
Beth Crow-ley - Rain, nighttime, and city streets scented
Tom Holly-and - Holly berry scented
JK Row-ling - Lakes and campfire scented
Miley Cypress - Cypress scented
Bob Moss - Forest and moss scented
Juniper Aniston - Juniper scented
Katy Berry - Mixed berry scented
Britney Spearmint - Spearmint scented
Bread Pitt - Bread scented
Tom Cruise - Ocean, salty, alcohol scented
Aurora - Nighttime, wind, whimsical scented
Nicole Kidman - baby powder scented
Justin Beaver - Wood, nature scented
Elvis Parsley - Parsley scented
Steve Cobs - Corn on the cob scented
Banana Montana - Banana scented
Orange Winfrey - Orange scented
Chris Bat - Nighttime, caves, and bats scented
Zoey Salad-ana - Salad, lettuce, leafy greens, tomato, cheese scented
Dwayne the Rock - Mountains, earthy, fresh, crisp, wind scented Jennifer Joe-pez - Nice hot cup o’ joe scented
Chicken Corbin Blue - Chicken and cheese and ham scented
Rober... keep reading on reddit ➡
Now that’s a good dill.
How do I solve this dill-emma?
But I quit because I couldn’t dill with it.
I think it'll be the world's first Thyme Machine.
They always think they're such a big dill!
I think she was called Dill Emma
"Try my girlfriends pickled bread, she uses dill dough".....
He's kind of a big dill.
Turns out, he's a pretty big dill.
Cuz it was no big dill.
I told him it wasn't kosher to act like that and it's his bread and butter to not finish eating things he wants. He needs to dill with it.
I said what's the big dill?
I told him to dill with it
It meant a great dill to me.
.....it's not that big of dill.
No really, it's a big dill.
Sweet! What a dill!
They have too much thyme on their hands.
As we were each prepping our burgers, I noticed these large pickle chips that fit perfectly on a sandwich and commented on how well they work. Everyone nodded in agreement when, from the corner of the room, my dad comments, "They're kind of a big Dill".
NASHI here Scott, we don't need your PERSIMMON to PRODUCE puns. I ain't LIME-ing, fruit puns are hard. It's a GRAPE skill to have and not at all CORNy. If BANANA (you wanna) challenge us; that can be ORANGEd, however you SHALLOT be prePEARed for us. I can GUAVAntee we will not deal with you GINGERly; if you push, APPLE; (I pull) It's not like i'm speaking LEBANESE, CUCUMBERstand?
I myself am full of puns from my head TOMATOES, as you can KIWI (See, we) have been doing this longer than you, we never skip a BEET, our abilities just climb higher PAPAYA (and higher)?.
We don't CARROT all if you're upset by this, in fact it's about THYME we asked your mother on a DATE. So don't be a DILL, we've BEAN there and done that before. So be ready to LETTUCE give you something to cry about throws onion
He says it's a big dill.
So, I'm about to eat breakfast at my parents. I ask what kind of bread everyone wants. My mom says, "I like the dill rye bread." My dad replies, "that's because it's made of dill dough!" And they both start laughing hysterically. My parents, ladies and gentlemen. 37 years together and she still finds him funny.
Long post is long:
Her: Remember dad's tomato bushes? Well they're attacking! At least one is leaning across the path trying to get at my window... We had the war of the roses, now its time for the attack of the tomatoes!
Me: I don't remember anything about tomato bushes. From one battle to the next.
Her: Yep! Lookout tomatoes here comes the chutney recipe!
Me: I can just imagine a cucumber campaign. Operation onion would be next, which will fail, causing everyone to cry. Dill Day follows, a great success for the allied gardeners. All too soon though, the kamikaze carrots set in, utterly ruining the radish raid. The mushroom maneuver is employed, saving the troops, allowing them to deal the final blow in the asparagus assault!
Her: Don't forget the pumpkins want to supply ground cover with heavy support...
Me: Ah yes, the pumpkin paratroopers.
Her: Thyme is running out...
Me: Prepare the beetroot bombs!!!
Her: Aim for Potato Garden!
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Because it's a dill-emma!
(I'm sure someone's thought of this before)
A dill doe.
Text conversation today
Me: hey honey, I got that pickle jar open.
Wife: oh, that's great babe! You're the best.
Me: ehh, it was no big dill.
I was cooking some broiled salmon with dill (key word here), capers and lemon. She REALLY wanted to use the Henckels 8" utility knife to cut up some celery and carrots for some soup while I was stripping the dill for the salmon. After she asked for the knife (we have plenty, but this has the best edge), I said, "What is your DILLS?! Just use another knife!" I had to repeat it two times before she got it and let out a she let out a huge groan while I got a good chuckle to myself. ^I'll^show^myself^out