Pickled cucumber Puns

A list of puns related to "Pickled cucumber"

How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring process!

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👤︎ u/Rheallygirl
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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What did the cucumber say to the pickle?

"What's your dill?"

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👤︎ u/raptorrowan
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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Brining pickles makes them last much longer than fresh cucumbers, but packing them in air-tight containers…

That's what really seals the dill.

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👤︎ u/Who_GNU
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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If a girl masturbates with a cucumber then its a jill pickle

I'm sorry

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👤︎ u/Shucklin
📅︎ Mar 23 2014
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The quandary of the Sea Cucumber.

So, the Sea cucumber is always in salt water, always in the brine. It spends years in the ocean. Being salted. So why isn’t it a sea pickle?

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👤︎ u/Ginkoleano
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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Condiments puns
  1. He said "You walk ahead, I'll ketchup with you." 2."Are you sure?" Asked the cop "I saw it with mayonnaise"replied the witness.
  2. The vexed cucumber said "I'm in a pickle right now."
  3. Oh! And I mustard that this is my first post on Reddit.
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👤︎ u/Brijesh_962
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

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👤︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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A cucumber is always in a pickle
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👤︎ u/aarontminded
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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