Blanch: "Why did pickling upset you so badly? Is everything ok?" Me: "The whole experience was quite jarring...."
Blanch: "I get it. That can leave you in a bad headspace but, I'm an open kettle - you can tell me anything."
Me: "I just need to vent, Blanch."
You guys hear about the giant pickle?
It was kind of a big dill
I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...
I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it.
Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle.
When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed.
Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.
I just never saw what the big dill was.
we are certainly in a pickle
What do you call dirty pickles?
Wife dropped a jar of pickles upon opening the fridge; glass and pickle juice went all over the kitchen floor.
My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill.
My wife while looking at me: -.-
Why do pickles never take the stairs?
Iceberg!! Iceberg!! We're in a titanic pickle here
But lettuce romaine calm, help will turnip soon
What do you use to make pickle bread?
Did you hear that they just broke the Guinness Record for largest pickle?
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring process!
world's in quite a pickle already
Did you hear the one about the guy with the pickle in his ear?
What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
How do pickles celebrate their cake day?
My obese friend was proud as she heaped a pickle topping all over her hot dog...
Did you hear about all the competition in the outdoor pickled cabbage contest?
An beautiful woman orders a turkey sandwich at a deli, with pickles on the side. The guy behind the counter looks at her and says, "You like big pickles?" and winks. As he slides her a pastrami sandwich she looks at him, smiles, licks her lips and says
HEADLINE: Vermont man arrested for throwing pickle from moving vehicle, striking a highway worker...
It wasn't a Vlasic case of road rage, but it's still Claussen quite a commotion.
What do you call a guy from Bavaria when he’s in a pickle?
What to do, when a pickle get's stuck in your butt?
Oh shit, this isn't Google!
Brining pickles makes them last much longer than fresh cucumbers, but packing them in air-tight containers…
That's what really seals the dill.
"I'm a strong supporter of the LTPO community...
(Lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion.)"
God dammit, dad.
While I was grilling, my son asked "can I get pickles on my burger, If it's not too much to ask?"
I always mix up chutney and pickle....
The grocery store was having a sale on pickles.
A cousin of mine is in charge of distribution for this big pickle company; he was freaking out over the weekend after sending only miniature pickle chips to a restaurant that asked for full sized ones..
They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.
It was my turn to hide the pickle on the tree this Christmas.
No matter how hard I tried, you could always see the jar sticking out.
It was a Vlasic holiday blunder.
What do you call a folk musician, floating in a pickle jar?
Irrational fear
I'm terrified of elevators and I'm taking steps to avoid them
Sometimes you're just in a pickle
I turned myself into a pickle morty
I once slipped on a pickle.
I'm over it now but it was a big dill at the time.
Mr. Pickle has a decent following on twitter...
Did you hear about the truckload of pickles that overturned on the highway...
I dunno what the dill is... details are sketchy. I relish any comments with more info about this incident.
My new job has me moving boxes upon boxes of pickles.
I find the whole procedure rather cumbersome.
What did the pickle say to the other pickle?
How do pickles enjoy their day off?
Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
Did you hear about the giant pickle?
Did you hear about the CEO of Vlasic?
He was kind of a big dill.
I just won a pickle growing competition!
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