I just read the absoute best book about Pearl Jam.

Seriously, I don't know they could have made it Eddie Vedder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?

You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I was her bread, she was my jam.

One day she left me saying you deserve butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlamboyantFlower
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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You know why they call it jelly instead of jam?

Because it's so hard to get it in the jar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StandToPoop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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A traffic jam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RajuNeupane
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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...

...from the fruits of our labor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronHusker88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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My son asked if he could use the garage so he could jam with his band.

I broke the bad news: we only have marmalade in this house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RagingBone69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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How do you make a traffic jam?

With a traffic fruit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeneralMattsamus
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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I spent all day preserving the fruit of my garden. You could say it was a jam packed day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Creditcard
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I don’t understand why people like traffic jams so much.

They always line up for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfEmory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Hate getting stuck in a traffic jam...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanConChris
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Pump the jam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeeM1613
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Philosophy jams
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kytom31
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What do you call a depressed traffic jam?

Bummer to bummer traffic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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As best man at my brother's wedding, I gave the couple a bread basket with a champagne flavored jam...

They seemed to enjoy my wedding toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Bet that case is jam packed
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Roses are red, I don't like jam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farthen_Dur
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Get down and let's jam!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EZ25-bnet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Penut butter and jam packed
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What type of jam you cannot put on bread

Traffic jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/propiggymaster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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I was driving with my wife and suddenly Pearl Jam started playing on the radio.

I told her, β€œIt doesn’t get Eddie Vedder than this.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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From my daughter... What did the man say when he spilled jam on himself?

JAMMIT!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mathias_Bras
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Jam free jam storage
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πŸ‘€︎ u/heri_m216
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?

Cons-serve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimbobobaboBob
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What do you call a sandwich with a lot of strawberry jam in it?

Jam packed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t0tallynotSam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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Printer or Traffic. This ink cause a jam.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AristonD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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JAM on toast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMrJelly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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There's a jam in the sink
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amandajag
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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What jam can't you eat?

Traffic

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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If I ever meet the lead singer of Pearl Jam, I hope he asks me how I’m doing

So I can respond β€œif I was Eddie Vedder, I’d be you”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mistapiss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Man Microsoft word is my jam!

I excel at it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Felt like illustrating a pun. Hope everyone enjoys some Space Jam!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mavfive
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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Pearl Jam jammed into door jamb jam jam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bingfot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Bruce Springsteen, Pearl Jam and Ringo Starr all cancel NC shows over the anti-LGBT law.
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I brought peanut butter the the jam session

They were all jelly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realfleshperson
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Space Jam
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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I really like Pearl Jam’s first album

But after that, it doesn’t get Eddie Vedder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BATHTUBISREAL
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam has a father who was known for his skills as a Jedi and military leader.

They call him Darth Vedder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stratospher
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Where does the Star Wars fan store his jam?

In his Jar-Jar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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[from a chat] friend: really random side note: my sleeve smells like jam and idk why

Me: were you having a jamboree earlier?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reeper147
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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I don't like traffic jams.

I much prefer strawberry or raspberry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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If I’m out in space, and I crush up fruits, vegetables, berries etc to be thrown into the galaxy, would that be considered a space jam? reddit.com/r/teenagers/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theangelsspark
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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One strawberry will never help another, because they are always getting into jams.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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