What’s the difference between Jelly and Jam?

I’ve never jelly’d my finger in a door before

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakesowdy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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I was stuck in a traffic jam...

It still amazes me how they get the jars that big.

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In a jam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mastermithi29
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Just got my wife in a traffic jam

We’re sat in traffic and the car in front has a β€œwatch for motorbikes” bumper sticker on it.

Me: hmmmm watch for motorbikes Wife: suspicious head turn Me: must be one hell of an expensive watch Wife: sigh

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A farmer attempted to tow a load of manure down the interstate at 5 pm. Of course, it caused a crash and traffic jam...

I can't believe he tried to pull this shit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I once saw a ghost at the jam factory...

It was jarring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whistles13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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I just read the absoute best book about Pearl Jam.

Seriously, I don't know they could have made it Eddie Vedder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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The best thing to do when encountering a door jam,

Open a nearby door so you can stick it in ajar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riptide-Shadow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?

You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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A traffic jam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RajuNeupane
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I was her bread, she was my jam.

One day she left me saying you deserve butter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlamboyantFlower
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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You know why they call it jelly instead of jam?

Because it's so hard to get it in the jar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StandToPoop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...

...from the fruits of our labor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronHusker88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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My son asked if he could use the garage so he could jam with his band.

I broke the bad news: we only have marmalade in this house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RagingBone69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I spent all day preserving the fruit of my garden. You could say it was a jam packed day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfEmory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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How do you make a traffic jam?

With a traffic fruit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeneralMattsamus
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Hate getting stuck in a traffic jam...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanConChris
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I don’t understand why people like traffic jams so much.

They always line up for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrButter8
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Pump the jam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeeM1613
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Philosophy jams
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kytom31
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Bet that case is jam packed
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Roses are red, I don't like jam
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farthen_Dur
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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What do you call a depressed traffic jam?

Bummer to bummer traffic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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As best man at my brother's wedding, I gave the couple a bread basket with a champagne flavored jam...

They seemed to enjoy my wedding toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Get down and let's jam!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EZ25-bnet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Penut butter and jam packed
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What type of jam you cannot put on bread

Traffic jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/propiggymaster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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I was driving with my wife and suddenly Pearl Jam started playing on the radio.

I told her, β€œIt doesn’t get Eddie Vedder than this.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Jam free jam storage
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πŸ‘€︎ u/heri_m216
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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What do you call a sandwich with a lot of strawberry jam in it?

Jam packed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t0tallynotSam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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From my daughter... What did the man say when he spilled jam on himself?

JAMMIT!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mathias_Bras
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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JAM on toast
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMrJelly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?

Cons-serve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimbobobaboBob
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Printer or Traffic. This ink cause a jam.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AristonD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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There's a jam in the sink
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amandajag
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Felt like illustrating a pun. Hope everyone enjoys some Space Jam!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mavfive
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Bruce Springsteen, Pearl Jam and Ringo Starr all cancel NC shows over the anti-LGBT law.
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Man Microsoft word is my jam!

I excel at it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Pearl Jam jammed into door jamb jam jam
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If I ever meet the lead singer of Pearl Jam, I hope he asks me how I’m doing

So I can respond β€œif I was Eddie Vedder, I’d be you”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mistapiss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Space Jam
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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I really like Pearl Jam’s first album

But after that, it doesn’t get Eddie Vedder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BATHTUBISREAL
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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What jam can't you eat?

Traffic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/air28uk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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Whats the difference between jam and jelly?

I can't jelly my foot up your ass.

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