When a clogged drain killed his family, a clog far past the u-bend & far beyond justice, he knew had to take matters into his own filthy hands. He had to become...
My friend said "You should buy me those clogs"
I said "You'd like that wooden shoe?"
I bet you’d like a pair of clogs
How are clogs made?
Wooden shoe like to know. (Credit: my dad, actually)
I'd be too embarrassed to make a pun about clog dancing
What kind of toilet clogs easily?
I think my sink is a little clogged
My toilet is clogged.
I've been working on it. I'm making a little head way.
What do you say to the plumber/stripper when your toilet is clogged?
Back that thing up for me.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.
We’ve gotten to the root of why the toilet keeps getting clogged..
Our son put a carrot down the pipes
.. I’m sorry, total eye roller I know, just a moment of my day today and didn’t know who else would appreciate this gem
I woke up my fiancee this morning to tell her the sink is clogged
Sink was clogged so I bought off-brand Liquid Plumber. Boy was that money down the drain.
Why did the Dutch robot shoes fail?
No one likes clever clogs!
I think I clogged my sink :c
My sink is a little clogged.
Guess someone clogged the toilet
The plumber's kids all got new shoes for Christmas.
When I went to the toilet this morning, I had completely forgotten that it was clogged from the night before.
And then it all came flooding back to me.
My son flushed one of his shoes down the toilet, stopping it up...
I think our sink is clogged again
My toilet must be dutch...
Because it's always clogging
Why do younever buy a pair of shoes from a drug dealer?
Because you don't know what he laces them with and you'll be tripping all day.
Someone clogged the toilet (cross post r/funny)
Someone clogged the toilet
I shouldn't have put those wooden shoes in sink.
You guys hear about the depressed plumber?
He’s going through a lot of crap right now.
Why did the shoe store call a plumber?
Because they had a clog in their drain!
What kinda shoes do Plumbers wear?
Me: Why Does your toilet have wooden shoes inside of it?
Friend: Oh sorry, its clogged
Why are plumbers in Holland so rich?
Because everyone has clogs.
I met a Dutch guy with inflatable shoes the other day and arranged to have dinner with him
Unfortunately he popped his clogs
Why shouldn't you wear wooden shoes in the bathroom?
You might clog the toilet.
Wooden plumbing issues
I should have known better than to flush my wooden shoes down the toilet.
Now it's clogged. :D
My dad sent this to me this morning. i was caught groaning quite audibly at work.
What happened to the man who ate his shoes?
Dutch engineers are known for their windmills, ovens, and rudders, but not their plumbing...
...because everyone has clogs.
I was seeing a Dutch girl once who had an obsession with inflatable shoes.
It was going really well until she popped her clogs.
How much do Dutch clogs cost?
Wooden shoe like to know.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet the other day.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.
I should have known better than to flush my wooden shoes down the toilet.
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