She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….
EDIT: Thanks for the kind awards... My first ever! ❤️
I needed a creative outlet.
But it's too late....she sank.
An electric sock!
Don't do that I'll dyson!
Because it had seen some shit.
She wanted something to Putin her butt
I must conduct an investigation
I simply refused.
It loses its cool.
So I asked him how can he lose 80% of the battery and still work with it.
The beans are ground.
But it was all bark and no byte
It was a sound investment
He told me he thought that with a battery-powered car it would be a good idea to have a Charger as well.
It was electrifying conversation.
They were to small, so i respond with well there goes $0.99 down the drain
"No wonder honey, you always want to be in charge "
Of course I said a wall socket.
Coworker comes in holding an ethernet cord and asks if we have a jack in this office.
"Nope. It's just me, Andrew, and Jet."
