Absolute Show Stopper
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What should you do before buying a new drain stopper for your sink?

First you should take it out for a spin.

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Another Disney dad joke

In Ragland Road (Irish pub in Downtown Disney) I spied a set of reusable corks. I called my littlest one over and asked her to put one in her mouth. When she asked why I told her it was a whine stopper.

"DAAAAAAD!"

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