There are two types of people. People who need closure
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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/SlipknotFan314
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 16 2019
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I once got into an argument with a co-worker, who slammed the door so hard when he left, it broke the latch.

Which sucked, because I thought we needed the closure...

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Vin135mm
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 24 2021
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Iā€™m really sad that someone stole my front door.

I need closure.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/zedhead0628
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 20 2020
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Cortana for Windows 10 is the queen of Dad Jokes

Me: "Tell me a Joke"

Cortana: "Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in the mud, then cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double crosser"

Me: Groan "Tell me a Good Joke."

Cortana: "There are two types of people in the world: Those who need closure"

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/theswerto
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 31 2015
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Had an unexpected confrontation with death today. Damn bug flew right into my eye.

Iā€™m still trying to get some closure.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/hunkerdown
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 05 2019
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There's a kid sat on the floor under a table...

...in a lesson (I'm a teacher) and a kid at the front asks me:

"Sir, why is John on the floor?"

look over at John, lean in and put on my most helpful voice

"Oh, that's called gravity"

Walk away victorious.

(closure: he was getting something out of his bag)

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/gav989
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 13 2015
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There are two types of people in this world

Those who crave closure

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/kartik3e
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 22 2020
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There are two types of people in the world

Those who need closure.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Binestar
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 15 2018
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There are two types of people in this world

Those who like closure and those who

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/ShookCulture
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 05 2019
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