Glaucoma Puns

A list of puns related to "Glaucoma"

My sister called my dad today to ask if there’s any history of glaucoma on his side of the family.

My dad: “None that I’ve seen!”

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👤︎ u/willumis2
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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I’m thinking about calling in sick tomorrow with anal glaucoma

Because I can’t see my ass working

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👤︎ u/AlPal1132
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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I got my glaucoma test results back..

It was a sight for sore eyes

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👤︎ u/uncleratchet
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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I called in today and told my boss I had anal glaucoma

I couldn’t see my butt going into work

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👤︎ u/joyoutzy
📅︎ Dec 11 2018
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I have a bad case of Anal glaucoma.

Because i can't see my ass coming to work.

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👤︎ u/SirFancii
📅︎ Oct 27 2018
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My dad said this one while at the dinner table...

Dad's friend: "...so I guess I will have to get a doctors note for Monday morning"

Dad " Tell them you have Anal Glaucoma and you don't see your ass coming into work"

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👤︎ u/BennyKB
📅︎ Feb 09 2014
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I called out sick today. I told them I had rectal glaucoma.

I couldn’t see my ass going to work.

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👤︎ u/JohnnyMuffinham
📅︎ Jul 10 2018
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