Blindness Puns

Never thought I'd see the day.

The doctor said eat plenty of sea salt.

It’s seafood!

But she’ll see.

an eye-opening experience.

Because they lost their Vision

Vitamin C

Because they can't see a doctor

They asked her if she was surprised to which she replied "I had no idea, it came out of the yellow"

(My Dad read this in his AARP magazine today)

...but I've not seen it yet.

Just like that, right out of the green.

Blink and you'll miss 'em.

I bet nobody saw that coming.

Thats how i lost my job as a bus driver

Because he couldn't see that well

It really came out of the purple.

And then a table... And then a chair...

Patient: no, I think I'll see my self out.

Because it is 'see' food

It's not hard.

Then he sat down with his hammer and saw.

I was touched

Me: “But dude, they can’t even see him coming.”

Because they can’t sí.

Do-you-think-he-saurus.

I think we should see other people.

The seesaw

He picked up the hammer and saw.

(my dad told this all the time. I am continuing on with the tradition...)

It scares the dogs!

Then he walks into a table

Then he walks into a table leg

Then he walks into wood

Then he walks into wood cells

Then he walks into wood DNA

Then he walks into a molecule

Then he walks into a atom

Then he walks into a qwark

Then he walks into a cosmic string

Then he walks into a multiverse

Then he walks into a universe

Then he walks into a galactic supercluster

Then he walks into a galaxy

Then he walks into a stellar system

Then he walks into a planet

Then he walks into a continent

Then he walks into a country

Then he walks into a region

Then he walks into a city

Then he walks into a street

Then he walks into a bar

ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES ANDTHECYCLECONTINUES

A not-see

They herd them.

He didn’t see anything wrong with it.

that came completely out of the orange

He said he isn't looking forward to work with them.

That’s not a good sign.

Never met herbivore.

Because it's see-food!

my 11 year old daughter ran in here while cooking greens and dropped that knowledge on us. I couldn't be more proud lol.

edit: just wanted to let those of you who have is awards that I appreciate it! I told my daughter about them and she asked if she can keep telling jokes for me to put on here lol. should get fairly interesting.

thanks all. I hope you had a great turkey gobble day

It was hard for him to see the truth

And a table, and a chair

And then a chair, and then a table

Then into a table... and then into a chair!

It's not hard

It’s not hard

And a table... and a chair...

Doyouthinkesaurus

No, well he didn’t see you either

It's Seafood

Because he didn't see that well.

As he picked up his hammer and saw.

Because he could not see that well.

then a table, and a chair

He couldn't see that well.

Doctor: I see

Patient: I don't