Did you hear about the lady recently diagnosed with color blindness?

They asked her if she was surprised to which she replied "I had no idea, it came out of the yellow"

(My Dad read this in his AARP magazine today)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/107Teamster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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I was recently diagnosed with color blindness.

Just like that, right out of the green.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metroidfan220
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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My doctor just told me that i was color blind

that came completely out of the orange

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πŸ‘€︎ u/who_8_my_pasta_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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I just found out that I'm color blind.

The news came completely out of the green.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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I've just been diagnosed as color blind

It really came out of the purple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I'm color blind and the other day I thought I could actually detect purple...

...but it was just a pigment of my imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Found out I was color blind the other day.

That one came right out of the orange.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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How does a color-blind, poor person spell β€˜centered’?

E

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpetsnazUnit18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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I have just been diagnosed as being color blind.

I know, I know, it’s certainly come out of the purple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokesig
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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I just found out I was color blind. It really cane out of the
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoolGears
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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My son is color blind and said "I can't see Jack"...

Then I asked him "What color is Jack?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASL1014
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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My wife told me she got some paint in her eye

I said damn, did it make you color blind?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phunky_1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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Is this true?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hilloviikot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Colors
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is f’in funny!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Good_Alibi
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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So a farmer has trouble telling his two horses apart...

He cuts the tail of one of them and that works for awhile, but it eventually grows back. So he cuts the mane off the other one and that works, too, but that grows back and once again he is stuck.

Finally he decides to measure the horses and discovers that the black one is a foot taller than the white one.

[real joke told to me by my dad]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GameNWatch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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If someone who was RG colorblind and had REDdit would they see the app as Blackdit?

Black, Red color blindness. Reddit Blackdit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loogoos
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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My wife asked what happens if you get bleach in your eye.

You go color blind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b1kerguy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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Color Blind

I have recently been diagnosed with color blindness. It really came out of the purple.

Don’t hurt me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/420_coolguy_69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.

It really came out of the purple.

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I'm just found out I'm color blind.

The news came completely out of the purple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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I just found out I am color blind.

It came right out of the purple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregarious119
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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I just got diagnosed as color blind

It really came out of the purple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levihulsdigity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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I found out I’m color blind yesterday.

It really came out of the orange.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/green_DM
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I just found out that I’m color blind.

The news came completely out of the brown!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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I find out that was color blind today.

The news came right out of the purple!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Found out I was color blind yesterday.

It came out of the purple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymouskern
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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I found out I was color blind today.

The news came right out of the purple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shipmydadsays
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2016
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I've just been diagnosed as color blind..

It just came out of the purple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KittieCat4
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2017
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Color Blind

Found out I was color blind the other day. That one came right out of the orange.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madkowdzs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2017
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