What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?

A traveling mouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plain-Zebra
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15
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What is gray, has four legs, and a trunk?

A mouse going on a vacation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeY0-o
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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What is gray and not very heavy?

Light gray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Dad: β€œI like to have my shoes match my pants. For instance, my brown shoes go well with my blue pants and my black shoes go well with my gray pants. My stripper heels on the other hand...”

β€œ...don’t go with anything.”

My dad never makes β€œdad jokes” but, he actually said this yesterday and I’m so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueholeload
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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Whats big and gray and doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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When the text turns gray it means you’ve

Reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/da-chillsYT
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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The picture of dorian, gray
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amcmg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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When she saw her first strands of gray hair...

She thought she would dye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whydoesthousmell
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What's gray and doesn't weigh a lot

Light Gray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theholyspartan1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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What's big and gray and wrote gloomy poetry?

T.S. Elephant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davecgibson
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Grey/gray has two spellings to tech us that things aren't just black and white.

Even the spelling is a graey area...

*Removed from showerthoughts for being too much of a dad joke, so here we are.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/selmorefl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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I finally found it! Where Monty Python and Indiana Jones have failed, I’ve brought back the Holy Gray L.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BandeloreJake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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What's big, gray and doesn't matter?

An irr- elephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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My dad keeps telling me Dorian Gray jokes.

Fortunately, they never get old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikded
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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Why are elephants big, gray, and wrinkled?

If they were small, white, and smooth they would be aspirin.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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I love spoiling The Picture of Dorian Gray.

Never gets old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BassWizard420
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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I love spoiling the story of Dorian Gray

Never gets old

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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I love ruining the plot of Dorian Gray for people

Never gets old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jxf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2017
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Why elephants are huge, wrinkly and gray?

Because if they were tiny, smooth and white, they'd be TicTacs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirGocell
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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Where does Dorian Gray shop at?

forever 21

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dreamincolr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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Picture of Durian Gray's Anatomy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PyrosEnjoyPieHW2
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2016
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So, I've been working on my own rendition of "50 Shades of Gray." Can I get some feedback?
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What is gray, has four legs, and a trunk?

A mouse going on vacation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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