I'm colorblind, heck
A traveling mouse.
A mouse going on a vacation
“...don’t go with anything.”
My dad never makes “dad jokes” but, he actually said this yesterday and I’m so proud.
She thought she would dye.
Even the spelling is a graey area...
*Removed from showerthoughts for being too much of a dad joke, so here we are.
Fortunately, they never get old.
If they were small, white, and smooth they would be aspirin.
Never gets old.
Because if they were tiny, smooth and white, they'd be TicTacs.
A mouse going on vacation.
An irr- elephant.
Never gets old