Roses are gray, violets are gray
I'm colorblind, heck
What do you call a gray animal with big ears and a large trunk?
A traveling mouse.
What is gray, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse going on a vacation
Dad: “I like to have my shoes match my pants. For instance, my brown shoes go well with my blue pants and my black shoes go well with my gray pants. My stripper heels on the other hand...”
“...don’t go with anything.”
My dad never makes “dad jokes” but, he actually said this yesterday and I’m so proud.
Whats big and gray and doesn’t matter?
An irrelephant.
What's gray and doesn't weigh a lot
Light Gray
When she saw her first strands of gray hair...
She thought she would dye.
What's big and gray and wrote gloomy poetry?
T.S. Elephant
I finally found it! Where Monty Python and Indiana Jones have failed, I’ve brought back the Holy Gray L.
Grey/gray has two spellings to tech us that things aren't just black and white.
Even the spelling is a graey area...
*Removed from showerthoughts for being too much of a dad joke, so here we are.
My dad keeps telling me Dorian Gray jokes.
Fortunately, they never get old.
Why are elephants big, gray, and wrinkled?
If they were small, white, and smooth they would be aspirin.
I love spoiling The Picture of Dorian Gray.
Never gets old.
Why elephants are huge, wrinkly and gray?
Because if they were tiny, smooth and white, they'd be TicTacs.
So, I've been working on my own rendition of "50 Shades of Gray." Can I get some feedback?
What is gray, has four legs, and a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation.
What's big, gray and doesn't matter?
An irr- elephant.
I love spoiling the story of Dorian Gray
Never gets old
