Q: What do you do if a piece of purple fruit gets stuck in the drain and clogs it?
A: Call the plumber.
Q: What do you do if you live in a purple house and the lights go out?
A: Go to the fuchsia box.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
(I've posted these on various places on the web outside of Reddit over the years under various screen names.)
My team color is maroon and we need a team name! Color puns are desired
A reptile dysfunction.
He had a reptile dysfunction.
--joke taken from my dad joke calendar--
Because after the revolutionary war, the freed United States told Britain defiantly, "We're getting rid of you".
But purple is a pretty cool color
It was cyantifically proven
A red herring...the hat was also a red herring.
He has reptile dysfunction.
I'll see myself out...
Lin-GREEN-e...
Red, because it is always redy
The doctor says I’m fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
It's a gray area.
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder? Wife: ...
But when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
A limousine
It blue my mind.
that came completely out of the orange
Yep. Apparently it's purple.
My afghan is tan.
Dye of the dead!
It really came out of the purple.
If you don’t believe me, just go check some toadstool.
Yeah it blue up.
It passed with flying colors!
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
a-reptile-disfunction.
He wanted to pass with flying colors.
I thought of that myself.
Hue Hue Hue.
edit: im dumb
I see red people
He had a reptile dysfunction
