Q: What do you do if a piece of purple fruit gets stuck in the drain and clogs it?
A: Call the plumber.
Q: What do you do if you live in a purple house and the lights go out?
A: Go to the fuchsia box.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
(I've posted these on various places on the web outside of Reddit over the years under various screen names.)
But when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
It's a gray area.
It blue my mind.
Yep. Apparently it's purple.
that came completely out of the orange
My afghan is tan.
If you don’t believe me, just go check some toadstool.
a-reptile-disfunction.
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
Yeah it blue up.
My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.
It was always so jaded.
Hue Hue Hue.
edit: im dumb
Reptile dysfunction
Yellow, because they certainly seem to color the furniture in it a lot.
They are the only colors I see.
But it was just a pigment of my imagination
The home owner comes out and says “That’s all white.”
That was out of the blue.
I hate it more than blue and red combined
England: colour
America:humor England:humour
America: flavor England: flavour
England: what are you doing? America: I’m just getting rid of u
Perrywrinkle!
Light blue
But it just turned out to be a pigment of my imagination.
It'll cyan out
#CLEAR!!!!!
Eggwhite
..With Or Without u.
It really came out of the purple
