Pretty sure I just discovered a new color that’s not on the color wheel -

Though it could just be a pigment of my imagination.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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My wife is a better dad than me!

So yesterday I found a toy car in the freezer that my 1 year old son had put there. In telling my wife the story I told her that I was disappointed that it was a car, since: if it was a shoe I could say it was cold feet, and if it was a phone he was trying to cold call someone.

My wife, completely deadpan, responds:

"He was looking for a cool ride"

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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2016
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