What's blue and not very heavy?
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Blue jeans should be considered a condiment
Because every time I put them on, I look like a snack.
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︎ Jun 02 2021
The Beatles once recorded a song about a blue underwater vehicle.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
What do you call a blood that wears blue?
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︎ Jun 06 2021
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
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︎ Jun 03 2021
Two boats full of red and blue paint crashed in the indian ocean today
All of the crew are marooned
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︎ Apr 29 2021
What's the difference between a dishwasher in a sports BBQ and a blue whale?
One cleans the grill, the other gleans the krill.
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︎ May 16 2021
You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?
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︎ May 11 2021
What burns longer; a red candle or a blue candle?
Neither; they both burn shorter!
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︎ May 01 2021
What is blue and doesn't fit?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
The red ship collided with a blue ship!
The crews got marooned...
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︎ Mar 13 2021
What's blue and cries?
Baby blue
(Anna, age 10, after I told her "What's blue and not very heavy?" "Light blue")
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︎ Apr 11 2021
What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue
Edit: Thank you fellow internet strangers for all the awards!
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︎ Sep 04 2020
A small blue garden bird made of mahogany. Be great if I had a related joke...
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︎ Apr 17 2021
What do you call a buffalo that's pink, blue and purple?
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Don't confuse KY, with Gorilla Glue.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What's your favourite blue spiky master film director?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant?
Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
My wife spent years perfecting blue box macaroni and cheese.
It took a long time, but she finally honed her Kraft.
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Blues Lee"
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︎ May 08 2020
Why did Ken shrink his street fighting friend's blue box?
He heard you have to reduce Ryu's recycle.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
What's blue and sits on a toilet?
A police man doing his duty (doodie).
Joke courtesy of my Pepere (RIP)
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︎ Jan 31 2021
What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
"Huh, why are those big cats over there *blue*?"
"Oh, they're just a hyper-lynx."
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︎ Jan 13 2021
What is blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Edit : Thanks for the silver and gold
Edit 2 : Wow that blue up
Edit 3 : I never type "thanks for the ..." line, but since silver is also a colour, I did.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
What's blue and not heavy?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Whats blue and not heavy?
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︎ Mar 22 2021
What's blue and smells like red paint?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
Whatβs red and smells like blue paint?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Whatβs red and smells like blue paint?
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︎ Mar 10 2021
What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Dont hate me its cakeday
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What's blue and tastes like red paint?
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︎ Mar 01 2021
How do you kill a BLUE elephant?
Shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun.
How do you kill a PINK elephant?
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Hold it's nose until it turns blue then shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
A red ship crashes into a blue ship...
All the sailors were marooned.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What's blue and smells like red paint?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?
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︎ Apr 13 2020
What's blue and not very heavy?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
My son told me this joke: What's blue and not that heavy?
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What's red and smells like blue paint?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What's red and smells like blue paint??
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︎ Oct 27 2020
What is blue and smells like red paint
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Whatβs blue and smells like red paint
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What's blue and not very heavy?
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