What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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Blue jeans should be considered a condiment

Because every time I put them on, I look like a snack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benmwaballs
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The Beatles once recorded a song about a blue underwater vehicle.

Oops, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
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What do you call a blood that wears blue?

A Hypocrip

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My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."

I said, "Your son must look very strange."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
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Two boats full of red and blue paint crashed in the indian ocean today

All of the crew are marooned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-am-Just-Sam
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What's the difference between a dishwasher in a sports BBQ and a blue whale?

One cleans the grill, the other gleans the krill.

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You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?

Washington DC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cowslapperz
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What burns longer; a red candle or a blue candle?

Neither; they both burn shorter!

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What is blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raulmonkey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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The red ship collided with a blue ship!

The crews got marooned...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
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What's blue and cries?

Baby blue

(Anna, age 10, after I told her "What's blue and not very heavy?" "Light blue")

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What is blue and not heavy?

Light blue

Edit: Thank you fellow internet strangers for all the awards!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYC_Dweller
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A small blue garden bird made of mahogany. Be great if I had a related joke...

Wooden tit

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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What do you call a buffalo that's pink, blue and purple?

A BIson!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGKZMan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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Roses are red, Violets are blue,

Don't confuse KY, with Gorilla Glue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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What's your favourite blue spiky master film director?

Sonic The Hitchcock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Childhoodcocaine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant?

Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chairfairy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?

They got no soul.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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My wife spent years perfecting blue box macaroni and cheese.

It took a long time, but she finally honed her Kraft.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Blues Lee"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/r0b3rt1c0
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Why did Ken shrink his street fighting friend's blue box?

He heard you have to reduce Ryu's recycle.

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What's blue and sits on a toilet?

A police man doing his duty (doodie).

Joke courtesy of my Pepere (RIP)

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for?

A Navy Seal!

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garth177
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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Why is the ocean always blue?

Because the shore never waves back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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"Huh, why are those big cats over there *blue*?"

"Oh, they're just a hyper-lynx."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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What is blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue.

Edit : Thanks for the silver and gold

Edit 2 : Wow that blue up

Edit 3 : I never type "thanks for the ..." line, but since silver is also a colour, I did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MolecularPotato
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What's blue and not heavy?

Light blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitalily
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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Whats blue and not heavy?

Light blue :)))

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenGoat1997
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What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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What’s red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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What’s red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shigglezandgitz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

Dont hate me its cakeday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imaharry23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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What's blue and tastes like red paint?

blue paint

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How do you kill a BLUE elephant?

Shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun. How do you kill a PINK elephant? . . . . Hold it's nose until it turns blue then shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun.

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A red ship crashes into a blue ship...

All the sailors were marooned.

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What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?

Light blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottdetweiler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brady01234
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?

Light Blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keegan-Gin
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What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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My son told me this joke: What's blue and not that heavy?

Light Blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wednesdaay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
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What's red and smells like blue paint??

Red paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daymondotcom
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What is blue and smells like red paint

Blue paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoggenstein123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What’s blue and smells like red paint

Blue paint 🎨

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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