What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
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What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

Dont hate me its cakeday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imaharry23
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Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?

They got no soul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PNWKiwi
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How do you kill a BLUE elephant?

Shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun. How do you kill a PINK elephant? . . . . Hold it's nose until it turns blue then shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Binksamus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What is blue and not heavy?

Light blue

Edit: Thank you fellow internet strangers for all the awards!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYC_Dweller
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What’s blue and smells like red paint

Blue paint 🎨

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soaraf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What's Blue and Yellow?

Green!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluedottedangel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My son told me this joke: What's blue and not that heavy?

Light Blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wednesdaay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Why was the cow award a blue ribbon?

The cow was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kryptinizer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Blues Lee"
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I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.

I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epitomizer1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What bird is blue and is great at taking a bath?

A scrub jay!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshWithaQ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My favorite colors are red, green, and blue.

They are the only colors I see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Whats blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Did you hear about the violent crash between the red ship and the blue ship?

All the sailors were marooned!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanguard_The
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Did you hear about the Minotaur they found under the Blue Mosque?

It's Dan Bull

:(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quaigon_Jim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I like all cheeses, those blue ones, those aged ones, even those sliced ones...

but why does Trump want to make America grate again??????/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piggysam
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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How do the Japanese say farewell when feeling blue?

Cyanara.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicRat7913
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What's the difference between red and blue thermometers?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devildocjames
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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The other day, I thought my blue car had turned red

But it was just a pigment of my imagination

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TitanGuppie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What is blue in color and not much heavy?

Light blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_clickhere_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Errors are red, screen is blue, i think i deleted, system 32.
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What does the color blue do when it's done using the computer?

It'll cyan out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Whats blue and is in the ocean?

Navy blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aqb11
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What is blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue.

Edit : Thanks for the silver and gold

Edit 2 : Wow that blue up

Edit 3 : I never type "thanks for the ..." line, but since silver is also a colour, I did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MolecularPotato
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Darn, we blue it!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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What happened when the red boat crashed into the blue boat?

The crews were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiPlayer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What's blue, wet and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meeksta11
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Something weird happened today. I went to talk to a friend, and he asked me to calculate arcsecant out of the blue.

He said "Gimme asec".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pokefan713
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?

Light blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottdetweiler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What is blue and smells like red paint

Blue paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoggenstein123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What's red and smells like blue paint??

Red paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daymondotcom
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chacmaa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?

Light Blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keegan-Gin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What’s blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light Blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rosiekaykay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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How do the Japanese say farewell when feeling blue?

Cyanara.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicRat7913
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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What’s blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dit1284
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Synysterslim
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What is blue and not heavy?

Light blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aashma360
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GalacticDestroyr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What is blue and not heavy?

Light blue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoeScet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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