Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
Why can’t 2021 take a picture in the dark
because it doesn’t have flash
What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for?
The pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a freight train.
The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
my son introduced me to dark humor the other day, i don't know why they call it "dark humor"
because they lighten me up
Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?
Because it was the time of knights.
Dark jokes my 10 year old hit me with part 2: penguins are alot like kids
Both can fly if you throw them hard enough
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Man I hate dark humour
I can't really see what's so funny about it.
It would’ve been really dark if, when Snape was dying, Harry had said “now you’re really the half-blood prince”.
Because he only had half his blood left
People can take a dark joke too far...
...but a dad joke is farther!
I've just discovered the Cantonese culture of doing maths in a dark room at breakfast
Apparently they enjoy dim sums in the morning
A True Dark Horse Candidate [OC]
What did Scooby Doo say when he met Rick Astley in a dark alley?
While sailing across the ocean, the night watchman saw a dark shape in the distance. He called the First Mate, who also couldn't tell what it was. So he called the Captain. "I can't tell either," he said. "Fetch me an obstetrician."
The obstetrician came to the bridge, squinted into the night and said:
"Congratulations, Captain. It's a buoy!"
Imagine you're in a pitch dark room and you have no idea how to escape.
My wife told me it's too dangerous to put away dishes in the dark
I said "it's a whisk I'm willing to take"
Best and worst death ? /!\ dark humor
« What is the best death according to you ?
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I think the best way to go is to die like my grandfather... he fell asleep and never woke up.
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Dying in your sleep is indeed said to be the best way to go. So what do you consider the worst way to die ?
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Like my grandfather’s friends.
-Why ? How did they die ?
-They were in the car when Grandpa fell asleep. »
Murderer jokes are very dark
But sometimes they kill the audience
My wife hates when she takes off her dark socks and has fuzz between her toes.
She's black toes intolerant.
Everybody talks about the dark side of Reddit
My publicist spent today taking photos of me deep within a dark cavern.
She assured me the photos would receive high exposure.
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
In these dark times, it’s important we all continue to make puns.
You know, to make light of the situation the worlds in right now.
If it's dark outside, how does a cowboy find his way?
Why was the cow scared of the dark?
The guy running my town is awful. He doesn’t respond to phone calls because he only works after dark.
He’s a total night mayor.
Told a dark joke to an atom today, but it didn't really find it funny.
Turns out it was no laughing matter.
Why do programmers like dark mode?
Because light attracts bugs
Dark humor is like Kids that have cancer...
Why should you always wear a condom when having sex with a member of the Dark Side?
I was in a band called Dark Web.
We would always go on tor.
Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c
Because you can’t c in the dark
Why do we spell dark with a "k" and not a "c"?
Because you can't "c" in the dark.
Why is “dark” spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can’t C in the dark
If it's dark outside, how does a cowboy find his way?
Why was it called the dark ages?
Because of all the knights.
Why Is Dark Spelled With A K and Not A C
Because you can’t c in the dark
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
They called it the dark ages
Because there was so many knights
Why is dark spelt with a k and not a c ?
Because you can’t C in the dark
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