I always said that I would never ever go walking the dark scary tunnels in the earth.
Why can’t 2021 take a picture in the dark
because it doesn’t have flash
Why was the director unhappy with the close-ups in the Dark Knight trilogy?
All he was getting was Bale-ful looks.
I've just discovered the Cantonese culture of doing maths in a dark room at breakfast
Apparently they enjoy dim sums in the morning
My wife told me it's too dangerous to put away dishes in the dark
I said "it's a whisk I'm willing to take"
While sailing across the ocean, the night watchman saw a dark shape in the distance. He called the First Mate, who also couldn't tell what it was. So he called the Captain. "I can't tell either," he said. "Fetch me an obstetrician."
The obstetrician came to the bridge, squinted into the night and said:
"Congratulations, Captain. It's a buoy!"
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
My daughter wanted to play hide and seek in the dark. I said "That means I would only be able to find you using sound ...
My new business failed miserably, I was selling T-shirts featuring glow in the dark dollar bills
But then my Dad reminded me: money doesn’t glow on tees.
Sex in the dark is overrated.
I want to see what I'm getting into.
My dog has a glow-in-the-dark tennis ball
We try not to leave it in the yard on sunny days, because that would lead to glow ball warming.
Children in the dark make accidents,but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call a flower that glows in the dark?
Why is "Dark" spelled with a K, and not a C ? Because you can’t C in the dark.
I admit I took a shot in the dark
Iran out of plausible deniability
Me and my date got tired of eating in dark restaurants, the food isn't even that great
Today we ate the dinner with delight.
Why is it so dark in the Apple factory?
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in the dark?
I was taking my kids trick or treating along a dark country road, on a moonless Halloween night, when all of a sudden, a vampire swooped down from the darkness and landed right in front of us!
My daughter shrieked,"Quick dad, show him your cross!"
Without a second thought, I shouted, "YOU LEAVE US ALONE YOU BIG MEAN OLD VAMPIRE!!"
Here’s a shot in the dark at telling a dad joke
We work in the dark to serve the light
Assassins?
No, electricians.
Was working under the sink in the dark, and my wife asked if I needed a light.
I told her no thanks, I don't smoke.
Never ride your horse in the dark.
What do you call cheese that glows in the dark?
Have you ever pooped in the dark?
What kind of horse only rides in the dark?
If you're shopping for horses in the dark, go for stallions.
I mean, you don't want nightmares do you.
What did the bucket say to the rope in the dark?
How do you find King Arthur in the dark?
Sitting in my office, scanning reddit in the dark...
Daughter calls out: "Dad, why are you in the dark?"
Me: "BECAUSE NOBODY WILL TELL ME THE TRUTH!"
groaning was heard...
Can cats see in the dark?
Yes! They see a whole lot of dark!
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
Children in the dark make accidents
But accidents in the dark make children
What you do in the dark..
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