Why is dark written with a K not a C?

Because you can't C in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Mechatronix
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β€ͺWhy can’t 2021 take a picture in the dark

because it doesn’t have flash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZETA_RETICULI_
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Oof, too dark?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nakikibaka
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The pessimist sees a dark tunnel. The optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees a freight train.

The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firestrike007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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my son introduced me to dark humor the other day, i don't know why they call it "dark humor"

because they lighten me up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenPhoenix14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Why is the time period from 476 - 800 ad known as Dark Ages?

Because it was the time of knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3V1L420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Dark jokes my 10 year old hit me with part 2: penguins are alot like kids

Both can fly if you throw them hard enough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerJoe85
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

(credit: Groucho Marx)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4-8Newday
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Man I hate dark humour

I can't really see what's so funny about it.

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It would’ve been really dark if, when Snape was dying, Harry had said β€œnow you’re really the half-blood prince”.

Because he only had half his blood left

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wnlm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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A shot in the dark
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
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People can take a dark joke too far...

...but a dad joke is farther!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantr1x
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I've just discovered the Cantonese culture of doing maths in a dark room at breakfast

Apparently they enjoy dim sums in the morning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shrubb
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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A True Dark Horse Candidate [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChumpsLand
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What did Scooby Doo say when he met Rick Astley in a dark alley?

Ruh-Roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/data_now
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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While sailing across the ocean, the night watchman saw a dark shape in the distance. He called the First Mate, who also couldn't tell what it was. So he called the Captain. "I can't tell either," he said. "Fetch me an obstetrician."

The obstetrician came to the bridge, squinted into the night and said:

"Congratulations, Captain. It's a buoy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesmartass1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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My wife told me it's too dangerous to put away dishes in the dark

I said "it's a whisk I'm willing to take"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrightHausJon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Imagine you're in a pitch dark room and you have no idea how to escape.

Just stop imagining.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrisyGGgamer23
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Murderer jokes are very dark

But sometimes they kill the audience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ckenworthy1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Best and worst death ? /!\ dark humor

« What is the best death according to you ?

  • I think the best way to go is to die like my grandfather... he fell asleep and never woke up.

  • Dying in your sleep is indeed said to be the best way to go. So what do you consider the worst way to die ?

  • Like my grandfather’s friends.

-Why ? How did they die ?

-They were in the car when Grandpa fell asleep.Β Β»

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTinou
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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My wife hates when she takes off her dark socks and has fuzz between her toes.

She's black toes intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tgpo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Everybody talks about the dark side of Reddit

I can't seem to find it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aok76
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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My publicist spent today taking photos of me deep within a dark cavern.

She assured me the photos would receive high exposure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dannysilver90
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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In these dark times, it’s important we all continue to make puns.

You know, to make light of the situation the worlds in right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KiwahJooz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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If it's dark outside, how does a cowboy find his way?

With Saddle-Lights!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why was the cow scared of the dark?

Because he was a coward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AT360306
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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The guy running my town is awful. He doesn’t respond to phone calls because he only works after dark.

He’s a total night mayor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Told a dark joke to an atom today, but it didn't really find it funny.

Turns out it was no laughing matter.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Why do programmers like dark mode?

Because light attracts bugs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crocflamingo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Dark humor is like Kids that have cancer...

Never gets old.

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Why should you always wear a condom when having sex with a member of the Dark Side?

You could catch Sythilis

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I was in a band called Dark Web.

We would always go on tor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Why is dark spelled with a K instead of a C /r/Jokes/comments/i0kmzn/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Head_Evidence5623
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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What's up with the dark jokes subreddit?

I don't see anything funny there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarawa_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c

Because you can’t c in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/askwhobenis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Why do we spell dark with a "k" and not a "c"?

Because you can't "c" in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LonelyNinja333
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Why is β€œdark” spelled with a K and not a C?

Because you can’t C in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/queencr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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If it's dark outside, how does a cowboy find his way?

With saddle lights!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Why was it called the dark ages?

Because of all the knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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Why Is Dark Spelled With A K and Not A C

Because you can’t c in the dark

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I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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They called it the dark ages

Because there was so many knights

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Original-boy2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Why is dark spelt with a k and not a c ?

Because you can’t C in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkalan64
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Why does dark end in a K and not a C

Because you can't C In the dark

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