A list of puns related to "Thirteen"
...and boys develop them around the age of forty…
Me- “You gave me one too many”
Shopkeeper- “that one is a freebie”
That is it. That is the joke. Welcome to Asheville, NC.
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See-O-Double You
Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve and thirteen.
The seller said, “Oh, that last one is a freebee!”
A fibber Nazi sequence.
In hindsight, they shouldn’t have married that young.
The thing was a real bust.
Mom to son (first day of school): Was Noah in your class? Son to Mom (as he looks Dad in the eye): I don't Noah.....
The mathematician asks the baker,
"What's four times three?"
To which the baker responds,
"Thirteen."
At least tomorrow isn’t Friday the thirteen... yikes!
My son's been drinking whisky that's only aged for two years.
He's the dumbest thirteen-year-old I've ever met.
After my appointment, I was walking back to my car when I heard some of the patients on the other side of the fence chanting, "Thirteen...Thirteen..."
I spotted a knothole in the fence, so I bent over to take a look at what was going on.
No sooner had I put my eye up to the knothole when one of them poked me in the eye!
I staggered back, cursing and rubbing my eye, when I heard them chanting, "Fourteen...Fourteen..."
"You've given me one too many." "That one is a freebie."
Girls develop tits around the age of thirteen, boys develop them around the age of forty…
The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.
Me: "You've given me one too many"
Shopkeeper: "That one is a freebie."
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