A list of puns related to "Eighteen"
Theyβre supposed to isolate themselves from corvid nineteen.
Barely regal
drumroll
"Don't worry, sir," reassured the dispatcher. "Emergency services are on their way. Just try to remain calm and stay with her until they arrive."
"How long will the ambulance be?" the man asked.
"About eighteen feet," replied the dispatcher.
Two thousand and eighteen.
I was munching down on chocolate from my advent calendar, having forgotten to eat the previous couple day's pieces. My mom notices and says:
"Is this your way of saying youre too old for advent calendars?" (I'm eighteen)
"No, Im just bad with dates."
My dad speaks up:
"Is that why youre single?" Then laughs together with my mom.
We were heading back to his house from the beltway and he asked if we wanted to go by McDonalds. Two eighteen year old, poor, hungry college students, so we said sure. He drives right past it and says "we just did"
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