Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
How do you turn six into nine?
Why is six afraid of seven
Because seven eight nine
( extremely bad joke I leant in kindergarten btw)
What's six inches long, has a bald head and every woman loves?
A hundred dollar bill.
This is my dad's favorite joke.
I finally kicked out my girlfriend about six months ago, and it's been nothing but Happy Days for me since.
The bitch took all the other box sets.
Playing rainbow six using Calculator as a controller
In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.
Why was six afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a prime number and I assume they can be very intimidating
What does my six year old and an old British car have in common?
They both love to stall when you need to go somewhere.
A sketchy looking guy rented six smoke machines from my shop, so I called the cops.
He must be part of some extreme mist group.
Why is six afraid of seven? (Punchline is not what you think)
A man named six gave his friends three and five some chocolate bars. Three got 7 chocolate bars and five got eight of them. Three was upset he had less than five did, and five was sad that his friend was sad, so he asked six if three could have another chocolate bar.
He gave one to three for five
What's harder to remove from an apartment than six spiders?
I got mugged by six dwarfs yesterday...
My friend asked me to go to the store and get six cans of Sprite.
I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.
My friend told me I could make six figures a year if I was a sculptor
He technically wasn't lying, but I still feel misled
Which word has twenty-six letters?
From my six year old: What do you call a dinosaur with rotten eggs?
Ireland has just introduced a maximum six person indoors rule. Where will that leave the seven dwarves..?
..one of them won't be Happy.
Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...
Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.
When my six year old son asks what one minus one is...
Due to social distancing, everyone is asking Kim Jung Un how far six feet is Exactly!
Because he is the supreme ruler.
For six days of the week, I appreciate oak trees.
The other day? That's a firs day.
Six Pack - TomMakesComics
During the riots the other day, a person was beat up by six dwarfs.
What do you call six baby cows?
My six year old son asked me about the Beatles pandemic song
Me: “Pandemic song? Beatles? Huh?”
Son: “You know... We All Live In a Yellow Quarantine...”
Me: “GAAAAAA!!!!”
I’ve never been more proud. The student has become the teacher.
Oh, and good luck getting that out of your head.
My toddler was counting his fingers, and determined he had six.
I said “oh, well let me take one of those off your hands for you”
I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a "six" offender
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
In the latest news... the Seven Dwarves have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six.
One of them is not Happy.
I got mugged by six dwarves...
Why did was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
I wa robbed by six dwarves today.
Why was six scared of seven?
Because seven is a six offender.
I got robbed by six dwarfs today.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender!
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because Seven was a 'six offender'.
Why was six afraid of seven?
'Cause he was a registered six offender
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