How do you turn six into nine?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Iβm so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
What's six inches long, has a bald head and every woman loves?
A hundred dollar bill.
This is my dad's favorite joke.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Why was six afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a prime number and I assume they can be very intimidating
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Playing rainbow six using Calculator as a controller
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a "six" offender
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︎ Nov 26 2020
A sketchy looking guy rented six smoke machines from my shop, so I called the cops.
He must be part of some extreme mist group.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
What's harder to remove from an apartment than six spiders?
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Why is six afraid of seven? (Punchline is not what you think)
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︎ Sep 12 2020
From my six year old daughter, βhow do you stop a skunk from smelling?β
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︎ Oct 11 2020
In the latest news... the Seven Dwarves have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six.
One of them is not Happy.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
What is SIX without S?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
I got mugged by six dwarfs yesterday...
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︎ Sep 03 2020
My friend asked me to go to the store and get six cans of Sprite.
I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Which word has twenty-six letters?
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︎ Oct 18 2020
My friend told me I could make six figures a year if I was a sculptor
He technically wasn't lying, but I still feel misled
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︎ Sep 09 2020
From my six year old: What do you call a dinosaur with rotten eggs?
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Ireland has just introduced a maximum six person indoors rule. Where will that leave the seven dwarves..?
..one of them won't be Happy.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Groups of more than six will be banned under new Corona rules. So we all know what this means...
Sneezy is getting kicked out the seven dwarfs.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
When my six year old son asks what one minus one is...
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︎ Sep 06 2020
What has four letters, occasionally has twelve letters, always has six letters, but never has five letters.
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︎ Jan 23 2020
Due to social distancing, everyone is asking Kim Jung Un how far six feet is Exactly!
Because he is the supreme ruler.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
For six days of the week, I appreciate oak trees.
The other day? That's a firs day.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
During the riots the other day, a person was beat up by six dwarfs.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Six Pack - TomMakesComics
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︎ May 09 2020
What do you call six baby cows?
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︎ Jun 01 2020
My six year old son asked me about the Beatles pandemic song
Me: βPandemic song? Beatles? Huh?β
Son: βYou know... We All Live In a Yellow Quarantine...β
Me: βGAAAAAA!!!!β
Iβve never been more proud. The student has become the teacher.
Oh, and good luck getting that out of your head.
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︎ May 20 2020
My toddler was counting his fingers, and determined he had six.
I said βoh, well let me take one of those off your hands for youβ
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︎ May 21 2020
My six year old "What song do you sing when you are insulating?
Me: "i donβt know"
Him "Youβre the insulation." in his best peter cetera voice.
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︎ May 25 2020
Iβm not bragging but I made six figures this yearβ¦
So they named me the yearβs worst employee at the toy factory...
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︎ Apr 19 2020
I'm trying to stick to the six feet of separation guidelines...
...but my wife refuses to sleep on the couch.
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︎ Mar 30 2020
I asked my cousin how old his dad was, he said βsixβ?
I said βhow can your dad be only six when youβre six?β He said βbecause heβs only been a dad since I was born.β
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︎ Jan 31 2020
I have six eyes, two mouths and three ears, what am I?
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a registered six offender.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
I got mugged by six dwarves...
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Why did was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Why was six scared of seven?
Because seven is a six offender.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
I wa robbed by six dwarves today.
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︎ May 16 2020
I got robbed by six dwarfs today.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender!
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because Seven was a 'six offender'.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Why was six afraid of seven?
'Cause he was a registered six offender
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was an anti vaxxer Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
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︎ May 02 2020
I got mugged by six dwarves last night
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︎ Jan 26 2019
I was so bored I memorized six pages of a dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
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︎ Oct 02 2019
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