I don't get how it's possible to reduce the social distancing requirement from six feet to three feet.
In almost all cases its impossible to have three feet between 2 people.
I was so bored sitting at home that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
From my six years daughter: what kind of bread does the sun like?
A heart shaped bread. (she pronounced it "hot" with a heavy British accent). This is her Valentine day joke. I am a proud dad.
In other news...the Seven Dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of six.
A sketchy looking guy rented six smoke machines from my shop, so I called the cops.
He must be part of some extreme mist group.
My friend asked me to go to the store and get six cans of Sprite.
I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.
Ireland has just introduced a maximum six person indoors rule. Where will that leave the seven dwarves..?
..one of them won't be Happy.
During the riots the other day, a person was beat up by six dwarfs.
My six year old son asked me about the Beatles pandemic song
Me: “Pandemic song? Beatles? Huh?”
Son: “You know... We All Live In a Yellow Quarantine...”
Me: “GAAAAAA!!!!”
I’ve never been more proud. The student has become the teacher.
Oh, and good luck getting that out of your head.
Every morning for the past six months, I announce loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t.
It’s my longest running joke of this year.
I'm trying to stick to the six feet of separation guidelines...
...but my wife refuses to sleep on the couch.
Six days of the week are dedicated to daughters. Only one day is ...
What do the movies titanic and the six sense have in common
Native Australians were the first to develop the six pack muscle in their belly.
I went to the shop to by six cans of Sprite...
When I got home I realised I had picked 7up
A guy walks up to the convenience store counter and tries to buy a six pack with a fake $20 bill.
The elderly woman clerk quickly realized it was fake and became enraged!! She started screaming, grabbed his hair and slammed his head on the counter until he was out cold.
She was SO upset she had a counter fit.
When the treasure hunter had excavated down six feet, he realized he had made a grave error
My six-year-old daughter just delighted me with a completely original pun: What do you call it when you have to go inside at the end of the day?
I overheard my wife tell our six year old, “It’s not a good idea to turn up the volume of the IPad to the maximum.”
Me: Listen to mom. That’s......sound advice.
So, I was walking with my wife on the street, and we saw 6 six guys beating up my mother-in-law
Wife yells: Hey, aren't you going to help??
Me: No, six should be enough
My goal was to build a fort for each letter of the alphabet, but I was only able to build the first six.
What’s important is that I made an F Fort.
My son painted six Easter eggs the colors of the infinity gems.
I told him he made an Egg-finity omelette.
A man was admitted to the hospital with six toy horses stuck in his bottom.
His condition was described as stable.
Why did the cokehead get kicked outta Six Flags?
He was caught cutting lines!
Why did the octopus have only six legs?
Because it was two short.
Did you hear about the first Australian to ever develop a six pack?
I have a half dozen numbered storage ‘bays’ that I keep downstairs, all my camping equipment is in the last one, so every camping trip starts with me getting back to bay six.
My wife asked me to go down to the shop to pick up six cans of sprite...
When I got to the checkout I realized I accidentally picked 7-up.
I got mugged last night by six of the Seven Dwarfs.
Did you hear the one about the women who had to wear six bras?
Sounds like a weird one, dozen tit?
I’m so bored that I just memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
In the latest news... the Seven Dwarves have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six.
One of them is not Happy.
A sketchy guy just came into my shop and bought six smoke machines. So I called the cops.
He must be a part of some extreme mist group.
I got so bored that I memorized six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
Every morning for the past six months, I announce loudly to my family that I'm going for a jog, and then I don't.
It's my longest running joke of the year.
A sketchy guy came into my store and bought six smoke machines. So I called the cops.
He must be part of some extreme mist group.
I was really bored, so I decided to memorize six pages of the dictionary.
I learned next to nothing.
A sketchy guy just came into my shop and bought six smoke machines. So I called the cops.
He must be a part of some extreme mist group.
A sketchy guy just came into my shop and bought six smoke machines, so I called the cops...
I think he must be a part of some extreme mist group...
My wife asked me to go down to the shop to pick up six cans of sprite...
When I got to the checkout I realized I accidentally picked 7-up.
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