Are you as LI VI D as me?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shakers95
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VI Peas
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mmrtnt
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Are you as LI VI D as me?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shakers95
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Was Henry VI a ViKing?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/donaloflynn
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Random_420-69
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I went to a Roman bathroom on the 6th floor

Yes, it was the VI P room

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hotsprings1234
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Why do ocean fish have red eyes?

Seaweed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/noapostrophe555
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Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?

Their ancestors are vi-kings.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/professorf
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Five friends were sitting around, debating which Pixar movie is the greatest

After a few hours of debate, no one was willing to concede, and it was decided that a vote must be held. Unfortunately, with so few friends present, it was clear that they would need to bring the vote to the greater public. The group decided that each friend would make a plea to the subreddit of their choice, and whoever received the most karma for it would win.

Adam, already undecided himself, decided to go to /r/AskReddit. He laid out the agreement, and asked that everyone vote one their favorite movie, and the one with the most votes he would use for the his friends. Unfortunately, as the votes were split in that sub, his highest post amounted to a mere 38 points.

Paul, a big proponent for the Toy Story franchise, posted to /r/nostalgia in the hopes that everyone who grew up with Toy Story would agree. Unfortunately, as there had been two sequels (with a third on the way) it wasn't exactly considered "nostalgia" and he got downvoted into oblivion.

Bill, who loved Monsters Inc., made his case using some trickery. Going to /r/news, he found a seemingly unrelated post, and made a top-level comment describing, in great detail, why Monsters Inc. was the greatest film of all time. The fact that the post was so out of context made everyone flock to it, and drew enough attention to new him over a thousand fake internet points.

Mike, who loved the Incredibles movies, decided to stay in his wheelhouse. Over the course of several hours, he created each of the family members from the Incredibles in Soulcaliber VI. Finally, he photoshopped the family together, and posted it to /r/gaming. Under normal circumstances this would have skyrocketed to the top, but the format was stale, and thus only received 20k karma. Still, Mike was confident in his victory.

While the other four friends came up with plans on how to maximize their karma gains, Chris sat silently. For hours he sat, making no posts, coming up with no original content. Finally, an hour before the deadline, he broke into his neighbor's house, stealing his copy of the Pixar movie "Up". He took a picture of his theft and posted it directly to /r/dadjokes with the title "STOLEN".

When the group got together the next day to see who got the most votes, everyone was in awe. Chris's post had over 40,000 points. "How did you know that would win?" "Easy," Chris replied. "Everyone knows stolen content on /r/dadjokes gets all the Up votes."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Maimonides_vii
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What would you call Danny DeVito’s feet pics?

Danny DeVi”toes”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Communistkermit375
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My little brother just laid down a perfect dad joke..

My brother and I are watching Star Wars VI. The Rebel Alliance is talking about destroying the shields on the planet Endor. I turn to my brother and ask him, "Isn't Endor the planet with the forests and tall trees?". He grins, turns to me, and says, "No; that's Outdoor". I'm astounded a 12 year old could be so clever.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/toomuchlovin
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My Russian friend told me he always considered himself politically far left.

I simply said β€œWell, So vi et.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Beef_Lovington
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In the movie Avatar, ever notice Jake was in the wrong branch of the military?

That's why he joined the Na'vi.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Torley_
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What did the Russian say when USSR collapsed?

"Well then... So-vi-et..."

God that was bad.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hansel-356
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Saw a guy with one arm fishing the other day

He caught a fish this big

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ebiofuel
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Know a new dad? He'll need this.

Know a new dad? He'll need this. http://imgur.com/gallery/ViRG6Pr

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/adbol
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Just dadjoked my wife after we used Google's new Duo app

Wife and I both use Android devices. I converted her from an iPhone.

Wife: I really like this app, now I don't miss facetime as much.

Me: Ya it's great. We can viDuo chat anytime we want.

Wife: smh

Edit: for those unfamiliar with Duo https://duo.google.com/

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aamir64
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