You'll get a reaction out of this....

Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?

As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.

"F"In"Al"Y"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vadea_Shepard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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My Dad is currently riding his bicycle across America to raise awareness for Colon Cancer...

[and posted a picture of him and his bike on a rest day.] (https://i.imgur.com/IapqomG.png)

Edit: Whoa this is getting popular. I live on the other side of the world, and am about to go to bed, but I am just going to put his [donation page] (http://ccf.convio.net/site/TR?px=3433802&fr_id=1580&pg=personal) at the top of the post if anyone is interested. It is no big deal, but if someone is looking, I thought I'd put it at the top. Either way, you all are going to make his day when I show him how many people appreciated his joke. I just hope this doesn't mean that I have to laugh at all of them from now on...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/travellingby
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Control freak.

β€œControl fr...”

β€œNow you say, β€œControl freak who.””

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MerryWidowMaker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Bad knock-knock joke #2

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Control freak.

Control fr-

Okay, now you say "Control freak who?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshP99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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If you want some of my iron

You're going to have to pay a Fe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chromiridium
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2018
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My wife asked me to put syrup on the list.

http://imgur.com/frPfRRx

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rlchv70
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2015
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I pulled this one on my French roommate the other day...

He asked me how many eggs I wanted.

I said that one is enough.

He didn't get it. That made it funnier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RawrYoFace
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2016
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My daughter is a huge fan of The Arctic Monkeys

But she wasn't such a fan of my joke.

(If they ever make a tour stop within 250 miles, I think I now owe her concert tickets...)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeckoDeLimon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2017
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Check out my super bowl pics!

http://imgur.com/a/vxFrJ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CandysaurusRex
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2016
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We were sitting in McDonald's when this song comes on...

Daughter and I were sitting in McDonald's and "Just The Way You Are" by Bruno Mars comes on.

I said "This song is kind of weird."

She said "Why do you say that?"

I said "It sounds like it's from Mars."

She brightens, thinking she's got me: "It IS fr-- Oh why do I fall for it!?"

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