My GPS just told me to turn around
Now I canβt see where Iβm driving
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What so you call Santa without a GPS?
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I just changed the audio of my GPS to a man's voice...
Now it just says, "It's around here somewhere. Keep driving for a little while. "
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︎ Nov 09 2020
There's not just leap years. A leap second is a one-second adjustment that is occasionally applied to Coordinated Universal Time (UTC)! Without it, GPS wouldn't work! Want me to really blow your mind?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
I got myself a new seniors' GPS
Not only does it tell me how to get there, it reminds me why I went there in the first place.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
What do you call a alligator equipped with gps?
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︎ Jul 15 2020
What happens to an alligator when it gets a gps?
it becomes a... hehe... a NAVIGATOR HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
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︎ Jun 11 2020
What did the Mandalorian say to his friend while showing him a gps navigation app?
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︎ Jun 22 2020
They finally invented a golf ball that uses GPS signal to locate the hole, and then roll in.
Just dont put it your back pocket.
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︎ Nov 27 2019
I bought a U2 GPS and itβs garbage..
The streets have no names and I still havenβt found what Iβm looking for..
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︎ Sep 04 2019
U2 are touring in Australia, so I upgraded my GPS to Bonoβs voice
Now the streets have no name and I still havenβt found what Iβm looking for
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︎ Nov 23 2019
My brother had an interview for a mall Santa in another town. His GPS led him astray and he missed it.
I think he was a lost Clause to begin with.
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Bought a Fleetwood Mac gps
Absolutely useless, everytime I enter a destination it tells me 'You can go your own way'
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︎ Jan 19 2019
I was going to make a joke about my broken GPS...
But I couldn't see where I was going with it.
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︎ Aug 12 2019
Shout out to my GPS
I don't know where I'd be without it
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︎ Dec 12 2018
My GPS is difficult to use whenever I try to look up specific coordinates.
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︎ Jun 25 2019
GF's dad posted this on facebook with the caption "Can't believe this guy left his GPS on his dash when he went in the store."
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︎ Nov 05 2013
If Terry Crews had a GPS voice (x-post from /r/funny)
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︎ Jul 05 2015
I often find myself using GPS
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︎ Feb 28 2019
What Do German GPS Systems Say When You Reach Your Destination?
Nein Miles Left To Destination
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︎ Jan 23 2019
What do you call an alligator using the carβs GPS?
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︎ Sep 30 2018
I just bought a pirate GPS
It tells you where you arrr.
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︎ Dec 09 2017
Your GPS is So Bad
That when you drive around town, you drive around town.
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︎ Jul 24 2018
My GP (general practitioner) is Dr. Sippe.
His wife must be Mississippi.
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︎ Dec 08 2014
Dadjoked the GPS
GPS: Turn left on Allwright Crescent, then turn left to stay on Allwright Crescent.
Me: How can I make a left on All-Right crescent?!
I just chuckled to myself.
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︎ Jan 13 2016
My GPS took me on a bad route
It's never fun learning the error of your Waze.
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︎ Dec 17 2016
My dad is driving our car using a GPS for directions and...
We are directed to turn right by the GPS.
GPS - "Bear right."
Dad - "There is a bear to the right!"
Everybody in the car just sighs and he just chuckles.
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︎ Jul 23 2015
GPS...
Navigation system; 'Bare left after 300 yards'
Dad; Oh my God take cover, there's a massive grizzly bear on the left!'
We were in Central London.
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︎ Jun 06 2015
GPS stands for Grizzley Positioning System..,
On a roadtrip with dad.. GPS says "ahead- bear right".
Dad: "I don't see a bear- your Grizzley positioning system must be broken".
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︎ Dec 16 2013
GPS navigation dadjoke
I'm not a dad yet but my wife and I are in the process of trying. To get ready for fatherhood I hit her with this one every time we are coming up to a right turn and the car navigation says "please turn right now."
"okay, but which way!?"
it's good for a groan every time!
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︎ Mar 07 2015
Our GPS is full of Billy Connolly dad jokes
We have a TomTom with Billy Connolly's voice and this makes me chuckle a little every. single. time.
"U-Turn ahead. I'll be here when you get back."
Also
"Turn around. It is advisable to turn the whole car around."
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︎ Oct 18 2013
GPS
GPS: turn left on to swords drive
Dad: that's an interesting name for a street, probably because it has a sharp turn!
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︎ Feb 08 2014
The GPS told me to turn around.
But then i couldn't see where I was driving.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
My GPS just told me to turn around.
Now I can't see where I'm driving.
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︎ Jun 20 2018
I bought a U2 GPS and itβs garbage.
The streets have no name and I still havenβt found what Iβm looking for
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︎ Aug 29 2019
My GPS just told me to turn around.
Now I can't see where I'm driving.
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︎ Jul 30 2019
My GPS just told me to turn around.
Now I can't see where I'm driving.
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︎ Jun 11 2019
What do you call an alligator with a GPS?
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︎ Dec 09 2017
My GPS just told me to turn around.
Now I can't see where I'm driving!
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︎ Jul 01 2018
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