Now I can’t see where I’m driving
A lost Claus.
Now it just says, "It's around here somewhere. Keep driving for a little while. "
Not only does it tell me how to get there, it reminds me why I went there in the first place.
A Navigator
it becomes a... hehe... a NAVIGATOR HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
"This is the Waze."
Just dont put it your back pocket.
The streets have no names and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for..
Now the streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
I think he was a lost Clause to begin with.
Absolutely useless, everytime I enter a destination it tells me 'You can go your own way'
But I couldn't see where I was going with it.
I don't know where I'd be without it
It has a bad latitude.
Nein Miles Left To Destination
The Navi-gator.
It tells you where you arrr.
That when you drive around town, you drive around town.
His wife must be Mississippi.
GPS: Turn left on Allwright Crescent, then turn left to stay on Allwright Crescent.
Me: How can I make a left on All-Right crescent?!
I just chuckled to myself.
It's never fun learning the error of your Waze.
We are directed to turn right by the GPS.
GPS - "Bear right."
Dad - "There is a bear to the right!"
Everybody in the car just sighs and he just chuckles.
Navigation system; 'Bare left after 300 yards'
Dad; Oh my God take cover, there's a massive grizzly bear on the left!'
We were in Central London.
On a roadtrip with dad.. GPS says "ahead- bear right".
Dad: "I don't see a bear- your Grizzley positioning system must be broken".
I'm not a dad yet but my wife and I are in the process of trying. To get ready for fatherhood I hit her with this one every time we are coming up to a right turn and the car navigation says "please turn right now."
"okay, but which way!?"
it's good for a groan every time!
We have a TomTom with Billy Connolly's voice and this makes me chuckle a little every. single. time.
"U-Turn ahead. I'll be here when you get back."
Also
"Turn around. It is advisable to turn the whole car around."
GPS: turn left on to swords drive
Dad: that's an interesting name for a street, probably because it has a sharp turn!
But then i couldn't see where I was driving.
Now I can't see where I'm driving.
The streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
Now I can't see where I'm driving.
Now I can't see where I'm driving.
A navigator
Now I can't see where I'm driving!
