Don't you dare hit that drum again!

If you do, there will be repercussions!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gromitzy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I dare you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chickenwings8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Dare to date.
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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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If anyone dares to make fun of Satan's hairpiece

there will be Hell Toupee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What's it gonna leave, Ethan? HUH? Say it. I DARE you.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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2 bananas shopping in Walmart; first banana says β€˜I dare you to shoplift that ham’

Second banana says β€˜no way, I’m not doing that!’ First banana says β€˜why? You yellow?’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigpapastu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I dare you to read this

What tree do you wipe your hands on? A palm tree!

I heard a scary math joke, but I’m 2^^2 to tell it!

Have you heard of that new movie, β€œConstipation”? Well it doesn’t matter, it never came out.

I hurt myself when I went to a theme park in florida. When I went to the doctor, he started wrapping up my left leg, but then I pointed at my right and said β€œNo, doc, it’s dis knee.”

Last night I got mugged by 6 dwarves. Not Happy.

When Queen Elizabeth farts, everyone in the room must pretend like nothing happened. Noble Gasses don’t cause reactions, after all.

What’s the difference between a seal and a sea lion? One electron.

What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen!

I called the animal shelter today and said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said "Are they moving?" I replied "I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase."

Why can’t you trust Atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why do nerds wear glasses? It helps with division.

Why should you tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? You don’t wanna wake the sleeping pills.

What twitches and is found at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck!

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller!

What do you call a 3 foot tall psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large!

Help, I can’t stop reading books with female protagonists! I’m a heroine addict!

How did Sparticus react when he ate his wife for dinner? He was gladiator!

When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent!

19 and 20 got into a fight… 21.

My friend told me, β€œPeople who sell meat are disgusting!” So I said, β€œYeah, well people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!”

How can turtles take photos of themselves? Shell-fie sticks!

What do you call a secret agent molecule? Bond… ionic bond. β€œTaken, not shared.” What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? (Cut this part, but make a screeching noise)

How much does Santa’s sleigh cost? $0, it’s on the house.

If America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight there would be mass confusion.

I had a splinter once; it eventually got out of hand.

I’m going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.

Most people are shocked to find out how terrible an electrician I am!

What do mermaids wash their fins with? Tide What’s the coolest place to use the bathroom? The Lil Jon

Did you know that on average, people want three covers on their bed at all times? But that’s just a blanket statem

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinjago
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Go ahead and storm if you dare.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ew0k5AN0nomi5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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β€œHow dare you disobey your mother!”

a father yells at his daughter. β€œDo you think you’re better than I am or something?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nihilman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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My neighbor drank so much gravy on a Thanksgiving Day dare that he choked to death.

He went from the ladle to the grave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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How dare he
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PapaGynther
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Don't you dare
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilliCherry
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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You dare pet me? Fine, owl allow it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deriv3d
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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I dare you to copypasta this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arpan8
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I dare you to to say it three times
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oddlee_enough
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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A young man steals his neighbors prized steer on a dare but is caught and is arrested by the police.

He is taken to the police station and handcuffed to a table and left alone. A while later his father arrives at the station and sits down across from him and says,
β€œCow could you?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrAvatar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Nose-Ring Dare
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DededEch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2016
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My idiot friend ate a bunch of confetti on a dare.

Later he turned out to be a party pooper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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