If i intend to buy an electric car, do i need a current driving license?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VladdyThePapi
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President Trump intends to ban the use of shredded cheese.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tickytickytango
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While on shore leave, Captain Picard intends to fix a hole in his uniform the old fashioned way.

Without any replicators on the family orchard, he decides to do it analogue with his brother's old sewing machine.

He puts a thread through the needle, his uniform underneath, and switches it on. It whirs and grunts out clunking noises before being switched back off.

"Robert your machine is broken!"

"What do you want me to do about it, Jean-Luc?"

"I need you to make it sew!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2018
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I told my sister "one time, a teacher of mine gave me a list of 10 puns so that I could make sense of them." She asked " well, did any of them make sense?" I told her "No pun in ten did." My sister laughed and said "I get it, did you intend that?" I said "Nope, unintended."
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/levyl44
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I'm actually ashamed that I didn't intend for this to happen

Friend A, while pulling up his pants in aggravation, said, "I need to get a belt."

I responded, "I have an extra belt if you need it. I've actually been meaning to throw it away."

Without hesitation, Friend B chimed in with, "...but he didn't want it to go to waste."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06 2015
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I intend my first post here to be beautiful.

Beautiful.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kignak
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2015
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you're damn right they intended it
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ha-Ka-Tu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13 2021
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No pun intended...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/loveleigh1788
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2021
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β€œPhotobomb!” No pun intended.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DELTA1_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03 2021
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Pun intended.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/johnweak23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18 2021
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Pun intended.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/johnweak23
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I never intended to become addicted to paddling my kayak into whirlpools.

It’s just something I got sucked into.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2020
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Might not work as intended reddit.com/r/technicallyt…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ReasonableNetwork
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08 2020
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No fun intended
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ilovelilpump
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28 2020
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I wonder how many people did not notice that "pun intended" is itself a pun
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CorruptedAI
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2020
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Pun intended
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Myst_Venom666
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01 2020
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Pun intended
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/enterprevic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2020
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Pun intended
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Yakdehi
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04 2018
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I was going to tell a time traveling joke...

But you didn’t like it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2020
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Pun intended
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Toasty_MarshAG
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2019
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When you make unintended puns in another subreddit. So I guess they were intended after all.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2020
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Pun intended
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gravityraster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07 2019
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I don’t think this ebook I’m reading intended the pun but I sure did.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2019
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Tail light. No pun intended.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcatickat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2018
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Why do we say ”no pun intended”, and not...

pUnintended?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GJNorman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2019
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I was intending to publish a book about the Black Death

Until I was accused of plaguerism.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nwgirlforever
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09 2019
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People who say "no pun intended" are cowards
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fluffy627
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04 2019
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Errhh no pun intended haha youtube.com/watch?v=_X880…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoXiousOR
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16 2019
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Going Viral
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maisy1st
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05 2020
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Pun Intended, Google?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/h4m177
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02 2019
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Sometimes I'll just end a sentence with "No pun intended"

When people point out that I didn't make a pun I reply, "Yeah, and I didn't intend to."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FX114
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2015
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Pun not really intended. A waterpipe cafe in Turkey.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/prittypotato
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02 2019
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Pun intended
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mryetifaceman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2018
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Duct tape isn't ever used for its intended purpose...

But it DOES seal quacks in ducks

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23 2019
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No pun intended
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kevinhneen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24 2019
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Bad pun intended
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JonadabJosiah
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2018
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Two pieces of string slither into a bar...

They climb up a couple of bar stools and have a seat. One of them says to the bartender, "Hey, give me and my partner here a beer would you?"

The bartender replied, "Sorry, we don't serve strings here."

So they climb down off of the bar stools and slither across the floor and out of the bar.

One says to the other,"Lets go down the street. I know of a better bar than this one anyways."

"Now wait a minute, said the other string.This is clearly discrimination!"

"Well what do you intend to do about it?"said the other string?

"I'm going to go back in with a disguise and I'll get that damn beer." So he ties himself in a knot, frazzles up one end of himself,goes back into the bar,slithers across the floor and climbs up the bar stool. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer please."

The bartender says," Wait a minute . Aren't you the same piece of string that was in here a while ago?"

So the string said, "No.I'm a frayed knot.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shdchko
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12 2020
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Fruit puns intended

Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jamesduffton
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2018
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I hope the Barcelona pun intended
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TiredRandomWolf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2017
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This picture outside a barbershop. Pun intended
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tubbs1971
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I've been charged with murdering a man with sandpaper.

But, to be honest, I just intended to rough him up a bit.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01 2020
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Once I was in a yogurt shop minding my own business, when I heard a couple of women talking in an interesting accent at one of the nearby tables.

I glanced over and noticed that they were quite attractive. A little on the larger side, but that never stopped me before. So, yogurt cup in hand, I boldly approached their table.

β€œExcuse me,” I said, β€œI couldn’t help but overhear your conversation, and I noticed your lovely accents. Are you two ladies from Scotland by any chance?”

They immediately bristled at my question, obviously offended, and one of them snapped at me, β€œIt’s Wales!”

β€œNo offense intended,” I replied. β€œPlease allow me to try again...are you two whales from Scotland?”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/schoonerw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2020
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I recently gave a lecture instructing people how to give directions by violently thrusting their arm towards the intended destination.

It was a PowerPoint presentation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2018
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Is a hot dog a sub or a sandwich?

It’s just a hot dog. No bun intended.

Posted at r/jokes but someone told me to post here. Guess I’m officially old.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/treflipallday
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2020
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No pun intended?

Nope, unintended.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Normbias
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