He gave her a ring
With an onion ring.
I guess you could say that didn't workout.
This will make the District of Columbia, finally a steak.
With a kneel diamond.
He couldn’t resistor.
It was a fun knee moment.
"Will ewe marry me?" Said he.
"Baaah!" Replied she.
Well that didn't workout...
. . . He said "i want to marijuana".
marijuana do it ?.... Haha lol for those of you who geddit
Marriage-you-wanna?
He immediately popped the question.
Marriage, You wanna?
It really should be a tree-day affair.
The watermelon replies "I love you but you know we're cousins, that means we cantaloupe"
I hope it’s the kind of rock she is looking for
Commit-mint
Wet-knee Houston.
Then I started getting cold feet, and popped the question.
My immediate response was "What good will new brooms do?"
With an ONION RING🥁
A friend posted this on facebook:
True story;
When my dad was at the top of Ben Nevis, there was a guy there with his girlfriend. He got down on one knee and proposed to her right in front of everyone, (the young lad, not my dad!)
After she'd said yes and people were shaking his hand and congratulating them. My dad went up to them and said; "Well, you know what they say now, don't ye's?"
"What's that?"
"It's all downhill fae here." And walked off.
He gave her a ring!!
You could say that it didn't workout.
