How does James Bond’s doorbell introduce itself?
Dong. Ding Dong
How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
Meet Patty.
My wife was very excited to finally introduce our kids to her sister...
It was Auntie Climactic.
How did the wind mill introduce itself to the farmer?
Hi, I am a big fan.
How did the Queen Bee introduce her son and husband?
This is my baby, and this is my bae-bee.
How does German bread introduce itself?
Gluten tag!
Me and my wife were scrambling to leave the house today. I happened to introduce myself to the mailman at the perfect time. His name was Mikey. Just then I turned back inside...
And yelled "HONEY, I FOUND THEM!"
How did the Beatles’ new skillet introduce himself to them?
“I am the egg pan.”
They let me name the paper shredder at work! Let me introduce you to Shreddie Mercury!!
Teacher: Introduce yourself to the class. Me: I'm Christian.
Teacher: Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox?
My wife asked me to introduce our kids to the 90s rock I grew up on.
I told her sure but some of it is Garbage.
How does an eskimo introduce themselves to others?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend Luca Portabello...
...he's a Fungi.
What sport would communists like to introduce?
Trot-skiing
How does a farmer introduce his wooden pig?
He says, "This is ma hog Annie."
Why did the cannibal always introduce his friends to each other?
Because he liked to have people meat.
I'm going to get a job as a valet attendant, come dressed up as Spider-Man, and introduce myself as "Peter the Parker"
Philadelphia Fusion introduce new hashtag: #IonThePrize twitter.com/Fusion/status…
If Yoda went on stage to introduce the band “Guess Who,” the audience would be so confused.
He’d come to the microphone and simply say “Guess Who, this is”
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
Soy Bean
How To Introduce A Real Animal
Let’s have a round of a paws for...
How do people with Parkinsons introduce themselves?
They shake hands.
Allow me to introduce my Russian friend.
He's very Igor to meet you!
Tried to introduce my dad to tennis.
Dad: Hi there, sport!
How did the hamburger introduce his wife?
Meet Patty
How does a hamburger introduce his wife?
Meet patty
How did the butcher introduce his girlfriend?
"Meat Patty"
How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
Everyone, meat Patty
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
“Meat Patty.”
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
“Meet Patty.”
How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
Meet Patty
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
Meet Pattie
How does a hamburger introduces his girlfriend ?
Meet Patty 😛🤤
