How does James Bond’s doorbell introduce itself?

Dong. Ding Dong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hungytoaster
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How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?

Meet Patty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iTzbr00tal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Allow me to introduce myself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/raghav50w
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How dit the butcher introduce his wife?

Meat Patty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koevoet91
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My wife was very excited to finally introduce our kids to her sister...

It was Auntie Climactic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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How did the wind mill introduce itself to the farmer?

Hi, I am a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lead_the_leader
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I introduce to you, my thoughts at 3AM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/neckbeardsamurai
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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introduce yourself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mythicalminty
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How did the Queen Bee introduce her son and husband?

This is my baby, and this is my bae-bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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How does German bread introduce itself?

Gluten tag!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Me and my wife were scrambling to leave the house today. I happened to introduce myself to the mailman at the perfect time. His name was Mikey. Just then I turned back inside...

And yelled "HONEY, I FOUND THEM!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fartingpinetree
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How did the Beatles’ new skillet introduce himself to them?

β€œI am the egg pan.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hisdudeness9829
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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They let me name the paper shredder at work! Let me introduce you to Shreddie Mercury!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blkmktmaplesyrup
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Teacher: Introduce yourself to the class. Me: I'm Christian.

Teacher: Roman Catholic or Eastern Orthodox?

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My wife asked me to introduce our kids to the 90s rock I grew up on.

I told her sure but some of it is Garbage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bobsaid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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How does an eskimo introduce themselves to others?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PutinsFoot_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend Luca Portabello...

...he's a Fungi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halfburntcookie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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What sport would communists like to introduce?

Trot-skiing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Huahuawei
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2017
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How does a farmer introduce his wooden pig?

He says, "This is ma hog Annie."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Opjin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Why did the cannibal always introduce his friends to each other?

Because he liked to have people meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItWasMyWifesIdea
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2016
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I'm going to get a job as a valet attendant, come dressed up as Spider-Man, and introduce myself as "Peter the Parker"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TISparta217
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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Philadelphia Fusion introduce new hashtag: #IonThePrize twitter.com/Fusion/status…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/okidli1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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how would milk introduce itself in Spanish?

soy milk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brian_03
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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If Yoda went on stage to introduce the band β€œGuess Who,” the audience would be so confused.

He’d come to the microphone and simply say β€œGuess Who, this is”

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How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?

Soy Bean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anvil-14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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How To Introduce A Real Animal

Let’s have a round of a paws for...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/babushkaTWIN1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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How do people with Parkinsons introduce themselves?

They shake hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelson93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Allow me to introduce my Russian friend.

He's very Igor to meet you!

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Tried to introduce my dad to tennis.

Dad: Hi there, sport!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DontPjanic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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How did the dad introduce the bread

Meatloaf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/specificshit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Let me introduce to you...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/leftanantcolonel
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How did the hamburger introduce his wife?

Meet Patty

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chappo_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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How does a hamburger introduce his wife?

Meet patty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BasementTenant
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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How did the butcher introduce his girlfriend?

"Meat Patty"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firefighterbard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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How does a butcher introduce his wife?

Meat Patty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?

Everyone, meat Patty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mastrwill
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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How do you introduce a hamburger?

β€œmeet patty”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueboy9120
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

β€œMeat Patty.”

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

β€œMeet Patty.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamfinefettle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet pattie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d4r2ag0n
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2016
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How do you introduce a hamburger

Meat Patty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j0hnnyj0hns
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?

Meet Patty

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Pattie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swinging_chippy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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How does a hamburger introduce his sister?

Meat Patty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leohat
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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How does a hamburger introduces his girlfriend ?

Meet Patty πŸ˜›πŸ€€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
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