Especially when I say Meet Patty
They call them Bloomers!
...it uses blocktrain Czechnology.
Rapscallion!
I didn’t know i was that out of touch
"Because she's only three." I answered.
Meat meet Meat. Meat meet Meat.
A few days ago, my dad (who is a recent Reddit convert) and I were watching "American Hustle" and in the middle of the movie, Christian Bale's character opens up a safe at one of his dry cleaning businesses.
Dad taps me on the shoulder, leans over and says:
"OP Delivered"
He immediately began cackling as I groaned.
Person 2: Its the least I can do
It was a forward four word foreword for Word.
I introduced my dad to a friend yesterday. I told him that they shared the same name.
My dad shakes my friends hand and says "Hi dad! I'm also dad."
"This is Denise... and this is de nephew."
My folks own a bar with a banquet area and Louie Anderson is performing tonight. My Dad is going to open the show with one joke that he is really excited about.
Picture him standing at the mic in a empty banquet hall, I'm standing in the middle of the room as he is "testing" the joke on me.
"A termite walks into a bar, looks around and asks "Where's the bar tender?""
...
I'm going to try and get this on video tonight.
These are my children from my first marriage. (He is still married to my mom, his first wife)
We hosted thanksgiving dinner for the first time in our apartment and invited our (German) neighbors over in addition to my (American) parents. He way through dinner, it became clear that my dad didn't catch our neighbors' names, so we reintroduced them. "... And this is Sina." (pronounced like Xena) "I know I've Sina, I want to know her name!"
Meat Patty.
Meat Patty!
