A list of puns related to "Marriage proposal"
Because it could only oscillate horizontally
He didn't want his son marrying a girl twice his age.
Back when i got engaged in 2009, my now-wife and i went for a picnic. I had the engagement ring wrapped in tinfoil in the picnic bag.
When we were done eating, i took it out but didn't unwrap it, and then i sneakily dialed her cell number. This was a bit we would do every now and then (call each other in the same room) so it wasn't that unusual.
She picks up the phone and says, "oh hello, why are you calling?"
To which i respond, "Oh i just felt like... [Unwraps tinfoil] Giving you a ring"
They're so engaging!
"Will, you, Mary, Me" = a Foursome Inquiry
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