A Marriage Proposal Puns

A list of puns related to "A Marriage Proposal"

Why did a father who's son was just born today refused a marriage proposal of a father who's daughter was born just the previous day?

He didn't want his son marrying a girl twice his age.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DeathWagon21
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Woman turned down the marriage proposal of a gardener. She wasn't ready to shear her life with him.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Outrageous_Desk_2187
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Punctuation is everything: "Will you marry me" is a marriage proposal

"Will, you, Mary, Me" = a Foursome Inquiry

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Twigsnapper
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 28 2016
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