Hypochondriac Puns

A list of puns related to "Hypochondriac"

What is the hardest part in joining Hypochondriacs Anonymous?

Admitting you don’t have a problem.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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All day long my cat lazes around the house, saying he is hurt. I told him to quit being a hypochondriac

but he just keeps saying "me ow"

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👤︎ u/-sunnydaze-
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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I forgot to go to Hypochondriacs Anonymous today.

I bet it's early-onset Alzheimer's.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 12 2020
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Not many people know that Hitler had a twin brother. He was a recluse because he was very possessive and a hypochondriac.

But he did write a book titled "Mine Cough".

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👤︎ u/strykerx
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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Why does the hypochondriac only buy 10 eggs at a time?

Because there's tumor in a dozen

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👤︎ u/sir_rand_a_lot
📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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Hypochondriacs make me sick
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👤︎ u/PdawgUltimate
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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I just got kicked out of Hypochondriacs Anonymous.

I just couldn’t admit I didn’t have a problem.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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Hypochondriac Descartes

“I think I’m sick, there for I am”

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👤︎ u/LovingAnarchist
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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My hypochondriac brother just told me he thinks he's got a brain tumor.

I told him not to worry, it's probably all in his head.

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👤︎ u/xerafoo
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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My doctor told me I'm a hypochondriac...

I said "oh no, not that as well!"

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👤︎ u/DylansDad
📅︎ Sep 18 2017
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Hypochondriacs anonymous

Step#1 admitting you don't have a problem.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 16 2020
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I just got kicked out of Hypochondriacs Anonymous.

I had a hard time admitting I didn’t have a problem.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 16 2018
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The hardest part of being in Hypochondriacs Anonymous

is admitting you don’t have a problem.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 30 2018
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