I have a phobia of speed bumps

But I’m slowly getting over it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicomagnifico
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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My dog has this phobia of some kind

I don’t know what it is but she’s always pet-rified

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obeese-poptart
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I've had a chiropractor phobia extending from a childhood trauma. Wife finally convinced me to get my back checked out and treated. Wife afterwards: See, that wasn't too bad

Me: it was an adjustment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sparxican
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I hate it when people bang on about their phobias.

I have a terrible fear of heights, but you won't find me shouting about it from the rooftops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I have a phobia of using the wrong amounts of ingredients when I’m cooking

So I’ve been taking measures to deal with it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theleowest
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I asked my psychiatrist for an update on my phobia of becoming a wooden pole

She said, I'll keep you posted...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I bought a gun because of my bird phobia.

my therapist said, β€œYou might be getting carried away.”

I continued to fire into the ceiling. β€œNot without a fight!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anxieturt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It’s a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomredditor512
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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You meet a man who has a phobia of noodles. What is he?

Al-fraid-oh pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruminino
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Therapist: It seems like you have an acute phobia of marriage. Do you understand the symptoms?

Man: Can’t say that I do.

Therapist: Exactly. That’s the main one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I have a phobia of abbreviations.

Laugh out Loud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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I’ve recently developed a severe phobia of elevators.

I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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I was going to buy a book on phobias

But i was afraid it wouldnt help me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erikg1116
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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What do you call a person that has a phobia of German people?

A germaphobe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LJWills
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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I'm afraid of everything. I was going to read a book on phobias...

But I'm afraid it wouldn't help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hallsguide
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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No sausage for me please ... I have a serious phobia!

I always fear the wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadPuppyZA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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I have a crippling phobia of lifts

I take multiple steps to avoid them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcsabas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomG93
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2016
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Why did the grim reaper have an eyeball phobia?

Because they dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theboopaloop
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I'm developing a phobia for German sausages.

I fear the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NavSystemTom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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I developed a weird phobia about hair.

I dreadlocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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What is a phobia of jumpers called?

Angoraphobic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Akohlimckenzie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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I told my friends I had an ant-phobia, and they told me they felt the same way....

..but I suspect they were just saying that because they're actually just sick-of-ants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dedj_McDedjson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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I have unidirectional phobia, but after many years of therapy and support groups.

I finally took a step in the right direction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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You've been elected president of the phobia society.

I was afraid of that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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TIL some people have a phobia of flushing the toilet

That must be a shitty phobia to have

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zjl539
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
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I have a phobia of stairs

But I'm getting over them, one step at a time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MobileTechGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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I once had a big phobia of chestnuts

but pleased to say I've recently managed to conker it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMBiSH
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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I have a phobia of glue

It's gotten me in some stick situations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeechipmunk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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I have a speed bump phobia

But I am slowly getting over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bruinsfan011
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I have a speedbump-phobia

But im slowly getting over it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orgelkonzert
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peachyfluf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Therapist: You have acute marriage phobia. Do you understand the symptoms?

Me: I can’t say that I do.

Therapist: Exactly. That’s the main one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

You could say I have a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chronicdane
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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I have a phobia of speed bumps...

...but I'm slowly getting over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeopoldLoeb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2016
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I have a legitimate phobia of elevators

I'm taking steps to avoid them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadPuppyZA
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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I have a phobia of overengineered buildings.

I have a complex complex complex

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Doctor: I think you have acute marriage phobia. Do you understand the symptoms?

Man: I can’t say that I do.

Doctor: Exactly. That’s the main one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators.

I'm taking steps to avoid them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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Doctor: I think you have acute marriage phobia. Do you understand the symptoms?

Man: I can’t say I do.

Doctor: Exactly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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I have a phobia of German Sausages..

I fear the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greyclocks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2015
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I have a huge phobia of hair.

I dreadlocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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I've had a phobia of speed bumps my whole life but..

I'm slowly getting over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdenton123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2015
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I have a phobia of German sausages...

... I fear the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikeonbass
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2015
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I have a phobia of German sausage.

Yes, I fear the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thoguth
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2015
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I have a very serious phobia of speed bumps.

But I'm slowly getting over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaws9182
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2014
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