My son has developed an immense phobia of elevators.
Weβre taking steps to alleviate his fears.
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I have a phobia of speed bumps
But Iβm slowly getting over it
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︎ Jan 08 2021
My dog has this phobia of some kind
I donβt know what it is but sheβs always pet-rified
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I hate it when people bang on about their phobias.
I have a terrible fear of heights, but you won't find me shouting about it from the rooftops.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
I've had a chiropractor phobia extending from a childhood trauma. Wife finally convinced me to get my back checked out and treated. Wife afterwards: See, that wasn't too bad
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︎ Dec 17 2020
I have a phobia of using the wrong amounts of ingredients when Iβm cooking
So Iβve been taking measures to deal with it
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I asked my psychiatrist for an update on my phobia of becoming a wooden pole
She said, I'll keep you posted...
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I bought a gun because of my bird phobia.
my therapist said, βYou might be getting carried away.β
I continued to fire into the ceiling. βNot without a fight!β
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Iβve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
Itβs a complex complex complex.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Therapist: It seems like you have an acute phobia of marriage. Do you understand the symptoms?
Man: Canβt say that I do.
Therapist: Exactly. Thatβs the main one.
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︎ Dec 09 2019
You meet a man who has a phobia of noodles. What is he?
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Iβve recently developed a severe phobia of elevators.
Iβm taking steps to avoid them.
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︎ Jul 20 2019
I have a phobia of abbreviations.
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︎ May 29 2020
What do you call a person that has a phobia of German people?
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︎ Sep 20 2019
I was going to buy a book on phobias
But i was afraid it wouldnt help me
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︎ Jan 05 2020
What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?
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︎ Oct 26 2016
No sausage for me please ... I have a serious phobia!
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︎ Jul 21 2019
I'm afraid of everything. I was going to read a book on phobias...
But I'm afraid it wouldn't help.
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︎ Dec 10 2019
I have a crippling phobia of lifts
I take multiple steps to avoid them
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︎ Jul 19 2019
I'm developing a phobia for German sausages.
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︎ Nov 10 2018
Why did the grim reaper have an eyeball phobia?
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︎ Oct 18 2019
I developed a weird phobia about hair.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
What is a phobia of jumpers called?
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︎ Jan 09 2019
I told my friends I had an ant-phobia, and they told me they felt the same way....
..but I suspect they were just saying that because they're actually just sick-of-ants.
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︎ Apr 20 2019
I have unidirectional phobia, but after many years of therapy and support groups.
I finally took a step in the right direction.
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︎ Apr 15 2019
You've been elected president of the phobia society.
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︎ Dec 04 2018
TIL some people have a phobia of flushing the toilet
That must be a shitty phobia to have
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︎ Dec 17 2017
I have a phobia of stairs
But I'm getting over them, one step at a time
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︎ Jun 26 2017
I once had a big phobia of chestnuts
but pleased to say I've recently managed to conker it.
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︎ Mar 02 2017
I have a phobia of glue
It's gotten me in some stick situations
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︎ Dec 06 2016
I have a speed bump phobia
But I am slowly getting over it.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Iβve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
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︎ Aug 12 2019
I have a speedbump-phobia
But im slowly getting over it
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︎ Jan 19 2020
Therapist: You have acute marriage phobia. Do you understand the symptoms?
Me: I canβt say that I do.
Therapist: Exactly. Thatβs the main one.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
I have a phobia of speed bumps...
...but I'm slowly getting over it.
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︎ Aug 19 2016
Iβve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
You could say I have a complex complex complex.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
I have a phobia of overengineered buildings.
I have a complex complex complex
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︎ Jan 10 2018
I have a legitimate phobia of elevators
I'm taking steps to avoid them
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︎ May 22 2019
Doctor: I think you have acute marriage phobia. Do you understand the symptoms?
Man: I canβt say that I do.
Doctor: Exactly. Thatβs the main one.
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︎ Feb 01 2019
I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators.
I'm taking steps to avoid them.
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︎ Aug 01 2018
I have a phobia of German Sausages..
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︎ Dec 20 2015
Doctor: I think you have acute marriage phobia. Do you understand the symptoms?
Man: I canβt say I do.
Doctor: Exactly.
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︎ Aug 23 2018
I have a huge phobia of hair.
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︎ Sep 25 2018
I've had a phobia of speed bumps my whole life but..
I'm slowly getting over it.
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︎ Mar 27 2015
I have a phobia of German sausages...
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︎ Dec 18 2015
I have a phobia of German sausage.
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︎ Dec 15 2015
I have a very serious phobia of speed bumps.
But I'm slowly getting over it.
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