Ptsd Puns

A list of puns related to "Ptsd"

Why does the toilet have ptsd

Because it has seen some shit

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👤︎ u/Forgotten_Orokin
📅︎ Feb 27 2021
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Ever hear about the toilet that suffered from PTSD?

They told their therapist they've seen some shit.

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👤︎ u/Dynacus
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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Why does 10 have PTSD

Because he was in the middle of 9 11

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👤︎ u/Panda2377
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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My proctologist friend was recently diagnosed with PTSD.

He has seen some shit.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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Nothing says "Christmas" like cheesy puns. (Sorry for triggering the PTSD of any retail workers)
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👤︎ u/Lams1d
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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What gave the Butt PTSD?

Let's just say he's seen some shit that he don't wanna see.

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👤︎ u/Jaredc333
📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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All this time The Terminator was just have PTSD episodes from working retail
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👤︎ u/aznednacni
📅︎ Jul 24 2015
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How do you make 3 old ladies all yell profanities at the same time ?

Have a fourth one yell "BINGO"

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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How do you call a Photoshop project file that gave you anxiety ?

.ptsd

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👤︎ u/Panteros
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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Why are British people always in a panic?

Because they can’t find the brexit

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👤︎ u/fat-bandit
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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