A list of puns related to "Symptoms"
I said, “they’re a yellow cartoon family with Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie”
“They’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.”
It’s quite a peeling
Man: Can’t say that I do.
Therapist: Exactly. That’s the main one.
On the other hand, they don't stink.
Was told I may have connectivity issues
Naturally, I went to the doctor, and unfortunately I tested positive for Corolla Virus.
Constipation. They are always full of shit.
One Sunday morning, he started having a fever, headache and a cold so he decided to go to the hospital to have himself tested. After the test, he talked with the doctor who told him that he tested negative for Coronavirus - it was just Saturday night fever.
Relax. It's just a "Cough Fee."
Right off the bat
I replied, "The Simpson's is a pretty wholesome and entertaining cartoon. If the side effects are worse, then they can't be that bad."
Doesn’t seem like a problem to me.
They are telling me I have Gary Busey.
First you get a little horse, then a little buggy.
A cold. It gives me chills.
I don't have connection to the internet so I can't check.
That'snot going to happen.
I said "Homer's a fat guy and Marge has blue hair"
I said "Homer’s a fat dude, and Marge has blue hair"
Me: I can’t say that I do.
Therapist: Exactly. That’s the main one.
Man: I can’t say that I do.
Doctor: Exactly. That’s the main one.
Man: I can’t say I do.
Doctor: Exactly.
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