I've got a bad case of gastro and have been making diarrhea puns...
my wife told me to stop, but I replied that I enjoy self-defecating jokes.
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Did you hear that Godzilla had Diarrhea?
It was all over the town.
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︎ May 15 2021
TIL Diarrhea is hereditary
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︎ May 28 2021
What do you call a scotchman with diarrhea?
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︎ Mar 22 2021
I don't have diarrhea
I have solid evidence in the toilet
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︎ May 04 2021
My diarrhea is gone
I guess you could say itβs gonorrhea
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Did you know that Diarrhea is hereditary?
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︎ Feb 13 2021
What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
I was thinking about diarrhea and constipation
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My family suffers from chronic diarrhea
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Iβm sorry Carl, diarrhea is hereditary
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︎ Feb 10 2021
can we stop with the diarrhea jokes?
it's becoming a pain in the ass.
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Scientists have proven that diarrhea is hereditary
Yep. They've found that it runs in your jeans.
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CDC declares Diarrhea to be a genetic disease
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Don't you think Gonorrhoea would be a great name for Diarrhea medicine?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
On the day my friends were hosting my birthday celebration, I had diarrhea.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
My twins give me chills, dehydration, fatigue, fever, loss of appetite, and extreme diarrhea.
Their names are Sam and Ella.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
On Monday we start diarrhea awareness week
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︎ Oct 26 2020
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster schucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits...
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︎ Aug 22 2020
What do you say when you got diarrhea and bad friends?
I can't trust these farts.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
My kids got Diarrhea.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
How can you find out whether you have constipation or diarrhea?
The process of elimination.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
You know what wouldβve been a good name for a diarrhea medicine?
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Diarrhea Awareness starts tomorrow.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
What do you call a Canadian high schooler with diarrhea?
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︎ May 08 2020
Studies show that 4 out of 5 men suffer from diarrhea at some point in their life.
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it??
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Mike Tyson ended up in jail for having diarrhea
He mad a meth in the bathroom
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Diarrhea is hereditary
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Diarrhea is hereditary.
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Diarrhea is genetic
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Diarrhea is genetic
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
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Did you know diarrhea is heredity?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Diarrhea is hereditary.
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Gonorrhea would be a great name for diarrhea medication.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Diarrhea is genetic
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Did you know diarrhea was hereditary?
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Scientists have discovered that diarrhea is hereditary.
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︎ May 23 2020
Did you know that diarrhea is genetic?
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︎ Apr 18 2020
What do you give a elephant with Diarrhea?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
On Monday we start Diarrhea Awareness Week.
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Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine
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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
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Diarrhea is hereditary.
Because it runs in your jeans.
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︎ Feb 10 2020
Just found out that diarrhea is hereditary...
... it runs in your jeans.
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How do you figure out the difference between constipation and diarrhea?
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