Have you seen the new movie “Constipation”? No?
That’s because it hasn’t come out yet
How does a mathematician deal with constipation?
He works it out with a pencil.
I’m making a movie called constipation
I can’t wait till it comes out
I’ve been trying to solve a complicated maths question to take my mind off my constipation. Today, using only a pencil and sheer determination...
My girlfriend that I loved with all my heart left me while I was in the bathroom screaming with constipation.
It was the hardest dump I ever took.
Joke from my great uncle: You know that movie "Constipation" that was supposed to come out this year?
I went online for constipation advice...
Have you heard about the new movie, "Constipation"?
It's not coming out any time soon but early critics are giving it shit reviews.
Have you heard of the movie constipation?
No? It’s because it hasn’t come out yet!
-A joke told by my 6 year old cousin
Have any of you guys seen the show Constipation on Netflix?
Oh wait, that's right. It hasn't come out yet....
I used to suffer from constipation.....
Did you hear how the mathematician cured his constipation?
He worked it out with a number two pencil.
How did the mathematician take care of his constipation problem?
He worked it out with a pencil.
I think there's something wrong with the constipation website I signed up to.
What do you say when your employee complains about his constipation?
A poor workman blames his stools.
Me: have you ever seen the movie Constipation?
You: no
Me: That’s because it never came out
How can you find out whether you have constipation or diarrhea?
The process of elimination.
How does Vanna White take her constipation medicine?
If Mustard cured constipation .....
They'd have to spell it different.
What is the German word for constipation ?
My Doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation.
Now I'm worried shitless.
“Watson, what does constipation mean?”
Just learned the word for constipation in German
There should be a manly constipation medication called "Court Marshall."
"You are now relieved of duty!"
Why can’t you ever trust someone with constipation?
What's the difference between Constipation and Diarrhea?
Constipation is when your body does not give a shit.
Diarrhea is when your body cannot get it's shit together.
Record keepers, lumberjacks, and people with constipation....
I saw a commercial about infrequent constipation.
Seems like they were just half-assing it.
I'm trying to work out a joke about constipation.
But I'm not coming up with crap.
You probably haven’t heard of that new movie, "Constipation"
Have you heard about that new movie called "Constipation"?
Do you know of this new movie called "Constipation"
Have any of you that seen that new movie “Constipation”?
Oh never mind.... it hasn’t come out yet
Have you heard of the movie Constipation ?
No ? That's because it hasn't come out yet.
How do you figure out the difference between constipation and diarrhea?
How does a mathematician fix constipation?
He works it out with a pencil.
Have you heard of the film Constipation?
You probably haven’t because it isn’t out yet.
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation?
He worked it out with a pencil
Hey have you seen the movie constipation?
Of course not, it hasn't come out yet
What is the german word for constipation?
Have you guys seen the movie about constipation??
Did you hear about the movie called constipation?
Have you heard about the new movie about constipation?
No??
Oh, probably because it never came out.
Have you heard about that new movie, constipation?
Have you heard about the film "Constipation"?
You probably haven't because it's not out yet.
Have you seen the movie ‘Constipation’?
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