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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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I used to have migraines,

But now that I’m married they’re ourgraines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CastinEndac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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My wife said she'd divorce me if I kept making sickness puns.

I did nausea saying something like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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