Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication

For Hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Cooking is bad for my anxiety.

I had to throw away my pressure cooker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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I found out the other day that the flying spaghetti monster has a lot of anxiety.

I guess he suffers from impasta syndrome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlexmanCFL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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[oc sorry] What do you call a Jedi with anxiety?

Panakin Skywalker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoscoeMG
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I'm building my own guitar, but every time I look at the wood I've bought for it, I get overwhelmed by anxiety about how it will turn out.

I shouldn't have started with the fretboard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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What do you call it when a Mexican man takes medicines for his anxiety

Hispanic attacks his panic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhoynar_69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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What do you call a computer with generalized anxiety disorder?

E-GAD!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapObIivious
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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What causes people to have anxiety?

An over-active nervous system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiggerNutthole
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Got anxiety and you've run out of things to Fu Man-chew?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadPunsAreBadPuns
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The ocean must have really bad social anxiety.

It never says hi. It just waves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edgy_Sama
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I didn't mean to take too much of my anxiety medication

It was Xanax-ident

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My doctor asked if I’d considered whether yoga could help with my anxiety.

I said, β€œI think that’s a bit of a stretch”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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How do you call a Photoshop project file that gave you anxiety ?

.ptsd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panteros
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.

It was touch and go from there on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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For those who suffer from an intruder anxiety...

don't worry you're not alone.

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I programed a new application on my robot that simulates anxiety I call it...

The nervous system

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Childhoodcocaine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Experts warn that all this social distancing is causing a lot of stress, anxiety, and depression.

The Flat Earth Society is especially worried. They think their members might be driven over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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I get so much anxiety trying to figure out what to put my arrows in…

It makes me quiver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hujiadadi01
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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My Doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation.

Now I'm worried shitless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_kefir
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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I ran out of anxiety pills...

But I'm kinda scared to tell anyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ldawgydog
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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I count to three in Spanish to cope with my anxiety

It undo stress

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Potato23860
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Parking structures cause me a great deal of anxiety.

On many different levels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Just started watching a series about anxiety...

Can't wait to see Xanax episode

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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We are holding our annual social anxiety conference this weekend.

We hope to have more than 1 person show up this year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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What part of the body has the most anxiety?

The central nervous system.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I was having problems with anxiety when I was younger

So my parentso took me to a SIKEologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snape-on-a-plate
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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I have anxiety everytime I use a gun.

I'm easily triggered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Studies show when car-pooling, when going through a tunnel, people who sit in the back are shown to experience more anxiety.

Scientists call it "car-pool tunnel syndrome"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeNooNinja
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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My wife told me she couldn’t remember whether she took her anti-anxiety medication or not.

I asked, β€œAre you worried about it?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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I get anxiety on long, domestic flights.

They're terra-flying!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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I've been having some separation anxiety recently, and my Jamaican psychiatrist recommended that I bend an old pen around my finger as an exercise in self-assurance

Worked like a charm, I really feel like I am in de pen dent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrOontzOontz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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I have social anxiety disorder that’s why I’m always SAD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/halagabir
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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What’s the emotion called when a vampire has a deep feeling or anxiety about biting someone?

Fangst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeremy_k1976
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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What do you call a group of snakes with anxiety?

Hiss-panics.

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I wish I liked organic peanut butter but I can't get past the separation anxiety
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πŸ‘€︎ u/incidesi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonathanWickers
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.

It’s for Hispanic attacks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrTomatoHead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication

It's for Hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_L_v_e_S
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

For Hispanic attacks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tall_brown
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What do you call a Mexican guy with an anxiety disorder?

Hispanic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Winter-Coffin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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My doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and diarrhea.

I’m worried shitless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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What do you call a Jedi with anxiety?

Panakin Skywalker.

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