Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Cooking is bad for my anxiety.
I had to throw away my pressure cooker.
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︎ May 24 2021
I found out the other day that the flying spaghetti monster has a lot of anxiety.
I guess he suffers from impasta syndrome
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︎ Mar 28 2021
[oc sorry] What do you call a Jedi with anxiety?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I'm building my own guitar, but every time I look at the wood I've bought for it, I get overwhelmed by anxiety about how it will turn out.
I shouldn't have started with the fretboard.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
What do you call it when a Mexican man takes medicines for his anxiety
Hispanic attacks his panic attacks
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︎ Feb 07 2021
What do you call a computer with generalized anxiety disorder?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
What causes people to have anxiety?
An over-active nervous system.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Got anxiety and you've run out of things to Fu Man-chew?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
The ocean must have really bad social anxiety.
It never says hi. It just waves
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I didn't mean to take too much of my anxiety medication
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︎ Nov 01 2020
My doctor asked if Iβd considered whether yoga could help with my anxiety.
I said, βI think thatβs a bit of a stretchβ
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︎ Sep 04 2020
How do you call a Photoshop project file that gave you anxiety ?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
For those who suffer from an intruder anxiety...
don't worry you're not alone.
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︎ May 17 2020
I programed a new application on my robot that simulates anxiety I call it...
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︎ Mar 03 2020
Experts warn that all this social distancing is causing a lot of stress, anxiety, and depression.
The Flat Earth Society is especially worried. They think their members might be driven over the edge.
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︎ May 12 2020
I get so much anxiety trying to figure out what to put my arrows inβ¦
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︎ Jun 14 2020
My Doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation.
Now I'm worried shitless.
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︎ Mar 01 2020
I ran out of anxiety pills...
But I'm kinda scared to tell anyone.
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︎ Jan 05 2020
I count to three in Spanish to cope with my anxiety
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︎ Feb 20 2020
Parking structures cause me a great deal of anxiety.
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︎ Dec 19 2019
Just started watching a series about anxiety...
Can't wait to see Xanax episode
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︎ Jan 13 2020
We are holding our annual social anxiety conference this weekend.
We hope to have more than 1 person show up this year.
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︎ Oct 05 2019
What part of the body has the most anxiety?
The central nervous system.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
I was having problems with anxiety when I was younger
So my parentso took me to a SIKEologist
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︎ Dec 25 2019
I have anxiety everytime I use a gun.
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︎ Jul 06 2019
Studies show when car-pooling, when going through a tunnel, people who sit in the back are shown to experience more anxiety.
Scientists call it "car-pool tunnel syndrome"
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︎ Mar 03 2018
My wife told me she couldnβt remember whether she took her anti-anxiety medication or not.
I asked, βAre you worried about it?β
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︎ Aug 26 2018
I get anxiety on long, domestic flights.
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︎ Dec 26 2018
I've been having some separation anxiety recently, and my Jamaican psychiatrist recommended that I bend an old pen around my finger as an exercise in self-assurance
Worked like a charm, I really feel like I am in de pen dent
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︎ Oct 22 2018
I have social anxiety disorder thatβs why Iβm always SAD
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︎ Oct 13 2017
Whatβs the emotion called when a vampire has a deep feeling or anxiety about biting someone?
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︎ Aug 13 2018
What do you call a group of snakes with anxiety?
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︎ Oct 25 2017
I wish I liked organic peanut butter but I can't get past the separation anxiety
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︎ Jan 23 2017
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.
Itβs for Hispanic attacks.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication
It's for Hispanic attacks
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
What do you call a Mexican guy with an anxiety disorder?
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︎ Sep 27 2019
My doctor diagnosed me with anxiety and diarrhea.
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︎ May 29 2018
What do you call a Jedi with anxiety?
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