I wanted to make a new soft drink called Emotions
But my therapist thought that was a bad idea. He said it was not healthy to bottle emotions. Others told me that the product would fizz in sales.
As I expected, my therapist told me that I have a problem verbalizing my emotions.
Can’t say I’m surprised.
This morning, after a long night of binging, I got out of bed and looked in the mirror. I saw my haggard, worn-out body and overcome with emotion I realised that for the sake of my family I had to quit cold turkey.
I'm going vegan today.
Doctor: Did you know that you have a serious problem vocalizing your emotions?
Man: Can’t say that I’m surprised.
Whenever I see a girl I like with another man I feel prisoner to my emotions and spend a night in jailousy
My therapist told me that I have trouble identifying my emotions.
Not too sure how I feel about that.
What do you call a bears emotions when he is sad?
He’s un-bear-able
What has the most pent-up emotions?
Electricity, it always needs an outlet.
A robber stole my emotions
I don't know how to feel about this
Two Greek people had a poetry contest. One of them wrote an excellent poem conveying deep emotions. The other person's poem is just one-character long. In the end, the short poem won
because it is just beta.
My Taiwanese boss is a real go getter but often has difficulty expressing his emotions effectively.
I guess you could say he has a Taipei personality.
What’s the emotion called when a vampire has a deep feeling or anxiety about biting someone?
Fangst.
What emotion does a major oil crisis provoke?
Saudness
Have you seen that clown that has a really hard time controlling his emotions?
He is hysterical.
Duct tape is useful for almost everthing, if only it worked for emotions
Tear-Duct Tape
What's a convicted criminal called who plays with other people's emotions?
An emoticon.
My therapist just told me that I have serious trouble verbalizing my emotions.
Can’t say I’m surprised.
Doctor: Did you know that you have a severe inability to vocalize your emotions?
Me: “I can’t say I’m surprised.”
