In case you're feeling crummy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadaverkitten94
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said "Earth."

That meant the world to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bombsaway1083
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I'm here is Scotland and quarantine has me feeling all out of sorts...

And there is nothing worse for a Scot than being off kilter.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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My gf broke up with me due to my inability to express my feelings.

Can't say I'm surprised

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_am_dan17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MollyWanders
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Did you hear the alcoholic skydiver is feeling unwell

He's coming down with a cold one

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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My therapist just told me that I'm completely incapable of expressing my feelings.

Can't say I'm surprised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Feeling a little spicy!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_nuttbutt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Today I asked my dad how he was feeling. He said β€˜like a car’

Tired

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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"Doctor, I've been feeling like a pig."

"How long have you feeling like that for?"

"OH!!!! About a weeeeeeek"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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My therapist just told me that I’m completely incapable of expressing my feelings.

Can’t say I’m surprised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I'm feeling horrible that I pulled into the sausage store

I took a turn for the wurst

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Feeling ugly? Work at a bee sanctuary and start helping the world! Everyone will think you are beautiful for that

Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Feeling excluded, my toddler asked me to stop spelling out words while he was around.

I replied "okay".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GasDoves
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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How did the archaeologist know that Cleopatra wasn't feeling well?

They found her coffin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NathanielleS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.

Reception said they had a doctor on staff.

The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.

I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff

They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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COVID has me feeling really disturbed.

I am not Down with the Sickness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majestic_walrus1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I was feeling tense so my girlfriend sent me a .gif to help.

It was a text massage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLaBolle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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If you are feeling lonely during the Covid lockdown, why not buy some shares?

It’s always nice to have a bit of company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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My iguana isn’t feeling well

I hate having a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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How do the Japanese say farewell when feeling blue?

Cyanara.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicRat7913
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I can't help this feeling...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/janko1997
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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My young son and I were having our first discussion about drugs. He was curious about why people would do drugs in the first place, and I told him that many people do it because it produces different feelings of euphoria. He asked, "what's euphoria?" I told him that it was hard to explain...

But it's a feeling somewhere between euthreeia and eufiveia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wgf5823
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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If you're feeling unsure of who you are...

https://preview.redd.it/refjtnw55sm51.jpg?width=2480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3ceee6f8ac7217251280d77204f9efd653364b8

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stunnyfuff
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.

I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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How does poop keep track of it’s thoughts and feelings?

Diary-uh or a log. Depends how sappy...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jewbillystein
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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My wife was feeling frisky and said "lets have sex."

I said "I can get behind you on that."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I always had a feeling that my son would grow up to be a pyromaniac.

He always had the burning desire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I have a feeling thistle be going on for hours...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjriddick
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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My son was rejected from Indiana University. Feeling persistent, he asked me if he should call one of the advisors and plead for admission.

I told him beggars can’t be Hoosiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I was at the lake, and I had a really bad feeling about the dock.

It was foreboding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lankyjay16
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Whenever I can't work because of lack of connectivity, I get a warm fuzzy feeling

internet must be down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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My son told me he is feeling kinda chilly

I told him to go to the corner of the room

He asked why

It's 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ibrahim210105
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.

I’m nervous she won’t be able to pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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A man goes to the doctor because he has been feeling sick for weeks

The doctor examines him, sprinkles salt and spices on him and just like that, he's cured.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkazen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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This would leave me feeling emotionally tired
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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My therapist just told me that I’m incapable of verbalizing my feelings.

Can’t say that I’m surprised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I have a feeling that there is something wrong with my Braille book.

I can’t quite put my finger on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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My wife was feeling frisky in bed and asked if she could defile me

To which I replied: But what if I like being filed?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kylea12345
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Why is the moon feeling less popular?

There’s no buzz around it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlucky_genius
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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I have mixed feelings about graphs.

The x and y axes are pretty cool but not the plot itself. That’s where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Feeling positive
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cultodaostra
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Feeling overwhelmed? Don't worry!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amandajag
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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My grandfather's in hospice, Dad asked him "how are you feeling?"

With my hands.

OG dad joker till the end. Love you Grandfather.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KotWmike
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Jesus was known to be a carpenter, but I've always gotten the feeling that he would make a great attorney.

He was quite the cross-examiner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/law_daddy_esq
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Ash won’t be in EVIL dead 4! Know what I’m feeling?

It needs more Campbell!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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How do the Japanese say farewell when feeling blue?

Cyanara.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicRat7913
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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My wife claims she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.

I’m worried she won’t be able to pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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