What can stab you and leave a cool refreshing feeling?

Spearmint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koravel
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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I wasn't feeling well this morning...

So, I took my gloves off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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Why do I always get a sinking feeling when I watch the Titanic?

Just floating the question out there.... Can anyone give me a tip?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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I'm a sea of feelings....

I am an emocean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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What causes that vague feeling of unease when you look at an anthropomorphic salad?

The uncanny Hidden Valley effect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester57
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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I could tell this guy is feeling a little lightheaded.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anathex_Adv
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Just a moment ago, my hands began to convulse, my fingernails turned into sharp talons, my palms became thick, hairy, and tough. I closed my eyes and took a deep breath and the feeling went away

I just had two paws for a moment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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The Wurst Feeling
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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My dog chewed up a bunch of stuff yesterday. Now he’s feeling gnawseous
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doblanon5short
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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What feelings do people get about blenders?

Mixed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-AntiMattr-
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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In case you're feeling crummy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadaverkitten94
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Robert's girlfriend dumped him. He's feeling very discombobulated.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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My new girlfriend and I are both really into fitness, and I've got a really good feeling about us.

I just know we're going to workout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JinTaisa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.

I am worried she won’t be able to pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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My therapist just told me that I’m completely incapable of expressing my feelings.

Can’t say that I’m surprised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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Feeling β€œexhausted” ? Have a seat !
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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What do you call the feeling of taking off your COVID mask when you get home?

An airgasm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majblackburn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Mr. Cooper has been working so much lately, he's feeling less and less like himself.

What he needs is a night of rest and re-Cooperation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logansworth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said "Earth."

That meant the world to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bombsaway1083
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I can't help it, I like Google's "I'm feeling lucky" button

It's basically love at first site.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrethedev
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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I was feeling lonely so I bought shares of GameStop stock.

I just wanted some company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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Seven dwarves were all in bed, feeling Happy.

When Happy got out, they all felt Grumpy !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Mate was feeling down so I told him there's a positive and negative to everything, you just gotta find it...

Poor fella can't even put batteries in right....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaccyBuegs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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I'm here is Scotland and quarantine has me feeling all out of sorts...

And there is nothing worse for a Scot than being off kilter.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MollyWanders
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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New microbrewery opened up next door to me, but I'm getting an itchy feeling about it

It's run by bearded artisants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lecraic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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Today I asked my dad how he was feeling. He said β€˜like a car’

Tired

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Feeling a little spicy!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_nuttbutt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Did you hear the alcoholic skydiver is feeling unwell

He's coming down with a cold one

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Feeling ugly? Work at a bee sanctuary and start helping the world! Everyone will think you are beautiful for that

Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.

Reception said they had a doctor on staff.

The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.

I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff

They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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How did the archaeologist know that Cleopatra wasn't feeling well?

They found her coffin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NathanielleS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Feeling excluded, my toddler asked me to stop spelling out words while he was around.

I replied "okay".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GasDoves
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I can't help this feeling...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/janko1997
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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If you are feeling lonely during the Covid lockdown, why not buy some shares?

It’s always nice to have a bit of company.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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COVID has me feeling really disturbed.

I am not Down with the Sickness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majestic_walrus1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I'm feeling horrible that I pulled into the sausage store

I took a turn for the wurst

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I have a feeling thistle be going on for hours...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjriddick
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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My son was rejected from Indiana University. Feeling persistent, he asked me if he should call one of the advisors and plead for admission.

I told him beggars can’t be Hoosiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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My young son and I were having our first discussion about drugs. He was curious about why people would do drugs in the first place, and I told him that many people do it because it produces different feelings of euphoria. He asked, "what's euphoria?" I told him that it was hard to explain...

But it's a feeling somewhere between euthreeia and eufiveia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wgf5823
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I was feeling tense so my girlfriend sent me a .gif to help.

It was a text massage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLaBolle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I wasn't feeling well this morning....

So, I took my gloves off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17
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My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain.

I’m really worried she won’t be able to pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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My therapist just told me that I’m completely incapable of expressing my feelings.

Can’t say I’m surprised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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My therapist just told me that I'm completely incapable of expressing my feelings.

Can't say I'm surprised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.

I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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