What can stab you and leave a cool refreshing feeling?
I wasn't feeling well this morning...
So, I took my gloves off.
Why do I always get a sinking feeling when I watch the Titanic?
Just floating the question out there.... Can anyone give me a tip?
I'm a sea of feelings....
What causes that vague feeling of unease when you look at an anthropomorphic salad?
The uncanny Hidden Valley effect.
I could tell this guy is feeling a little lightheaded.
Just a moment ago, my hands began to convulse, my fingernails turned into sharp talons, my palms became thick, hairy, and tough. I closed my eyes and took a deep breath and the feeling went away
I just had two paws for a moment
My dog chewed up a bunch of stuff yesterday. Now he’s feeling gnawseous
What feelings do people get about blenders?
In case you're feeling crummy.
Robert's girlfriend dumped him. He's feeling very discombobulated.
My new girlfriend and I are both really into fitness, and I've got a really good feeling about us.
I just know we're going to workout.
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I am worried she won’t be able to pull it off.
My therapist just told me that I’m completely incapable of expressing my feelings.
Can’t say that I’m surprised.
Feeling “exhausted” ? Have a seat !
What do you call the feeling of taking off your COVID mask when you get home?
Mr. Cooper has been working so much lately, he's feeling less and less like himself.
What he needs is a night of rest and re-Cooperation.
I was feeling depressed. So my wife put her hand on my shoulder and said "Earth."
That meant the world to me.
I can't help it, I like Google's "I'm feeling lucky" button
It's basically love at first site.
I was feeling lonely so I bought shares of GameStop stock.
I just wanted some company.
Seven dwarves were all in bed, feeling Happy.
When Happy got out, they all felt Grumpy !!
Mate was feeling down so I told him there's a positive and negative to everything, you just gotta find it...
Poor fella can't even put batteries in right....
I'm here is Scotland and quarantine has me feeling all out of sorts...
And there is nothing worse for a Scot than being off kilter.
Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
New microbrewery opened up next door to me, but I'm getting an itchy feeling about it
It's run by bearded artisants.
Today I asked my dad how he was feeling. He said ‘like a car’
Did you hear the alcoholic skydiver is feeling unwell
He's coming down with a cold one
Feeling ugly? Work at a bee sanctuary and start helping the world! Everyone will think you are beautiful for that
Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
How did the archaeologist know that Cleopatra wasn't feeling well?
Feeling excluded, my toddler asked me to stop spelling out words while he was around.
I can't help this feeling...
If you are feeling lonely during the Covid lockdown, why not buy some shares?
It’s always nice to have a bit of company.
COVID has me feeling really disturbed.
I am not Down with the Sickness
I'm feeling horrible that I pulled into the sausage store
I took a turn for the wurst
I have a feeling thistle be going on for hours...
My son was rejected from Indiana University. Feeling persistent, he asked me if he should call one of the advisors and plead for admission.
I told him beggars can’t be Hoosiers.
My young son and I were having our first discussion about drugs. He was curious about why people would do drugs in the first place, and I told him that many people do it because it produces different feelings of euphoria. He asked, "what's euphoria?" I told him that it was hard to explain...
But it's a feeling somewhere between euthreeia and eufiveia.
I was feeling tense so my girlfriend sent me a .gif to help.
I wasn't feeling well this morning....
So, I took my gloves off.
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain.
I’m really worried she won’t be able to pull it off.
My therapist just told me that I’m completely incapable of expressing my feelings.
My therapist just told me that I'm completely incapable of expressing my feelings.
My wife claims that she can wax my chest hair without me feeling any pain at all.
I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.
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