Broke ny finger today
On the other hand i am ok
What did the thumb say to the finger?
What do you call an extra finger?
I don’t know, but you can always count on it more than the others.
I cut my finger chopping cheese
but I think that I may have grater problems.
"There are five types of people..." *holds up two fingers *
Those who understand roman numerals, and those who don't...
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says
My daughter broke her finger today,
but on the other hand she was completely fine.
How many fingers does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call an artist with brown fingers ?
A friend of mine cut his finger off at work...
I suppose he'll be getting severance pay.
There is nothing stronger than a finger gun...
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers.
"I'll take 5 beers, please " he said.
I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand I'm ok.
What is the opposite of lady fingers?
I have a scar from an axe on my finger
I broke my finger yesterday...
Blue foam everywhere, definitely not worth the money!
I just broke my finger...
But on the other hand, I’m okay.
Cut my finger while I was baking ...
You can't get blood out of a scone.
I tried finger food for the first time
Luckily I only used five so I could still hold it
If I had known I had ketchup on my fingers, I wouldn't have rubbed my eyes.
“I trust my fingers alot!”
Because i can count on them............
Where is it most unsafe to play the “pull my finger” game?
don't stick your finger in crazy
What do you call a tree fingers grow on?
I was driving with my daughter when she suddenly pointed her finger to an orange sign and said “Look Daddy, Road Works Ahead!”
I said “I sure hope it works, or we’ll have to take a longer route!”
Next time I'll use my fingers
I was in church the other day and the vicar was pointing his finger going "Pew, pew, pew". I asked him if he was pretending to fire a laser pistol or something...
He said "Nope, just counting the seats".
I was cleaning my finger gun the other day...
And shot a hole in my air guitar.
It may sound strange, but my fingers are my most reliable body part...
I can always count on them
A Roman Soldier caught the Bartender's eye and gave him the two fingers sign..
" Five beers coming up " said the Bartender.
I cut my finger while slicing cheese.
If I pay a doctor to stick his finger in my butt...
...does that make him a prostatoot too?
I ordered chicken fingers tossed in Buffalo sauce the other day
I asked the chef to be gentle while tossing them though. Because they’re tenders.
I broke 2 fingers on my right hand today
On the other hand everything is OK.
Happy Fathers Day everybody
Tolkien typed the entire Lord Of The Rings using only two fingers
That must have been Mordor
Someone got tattooed on Cheeto dust to their fingers
As I ran my finger down her G string, she moaned:
"Give me back my guitar!"
Point finger: “what’s that?”
My two year old pointed across the street and asked, “what’s that?”
I tried to guess and he is often trying to learn the names of things. “A tree? A car? Grass? A bird?”
No to all of them.
Then he said, “it’s a finger.”
I got dad joked by my two year old.
Why did the baker have brown fingers?
What’s the opposite of lady fingers?
What’s the opposite of Lady Fingers?
What’s the opposite of lady fingers?
What’s the opposite of lady fingers
A Roman man walks into a bar and extends his index and middle fingers and says...
"I'll have 5 beers please"
Julius Caesar walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers
And says "Give me five beers".
I broke my finger at work today
On the other hand I'm completely fine
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